Rick Sanchez X Reader -Smut-

Oh my god.. he's fucking hot...

"Well... Time to watch some goddamn Rick and Morty... besides my parents wouldn't give a damn anyway." I say, while slamming my door so that way my parents don't start acting like dumbasses and barge in for no reason.

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As I finally got to the last episode of Rick and Morty, I got really upset because...

WHY YOU GOTTA LEAVE A DAMN CLIFFHANGER JUSTIN ROILAND!!!!

Screw it. I'm gonna nap.

(Wow I really don't care about anything in life, do I?)

Moments later, I wake up finding myself somewhere strange.

Am I... ON A SPACESHIP?! WTF?!

"About t-time you *blurp* woke up, idiot." A voice said.

Wait.. that voice sounds familiar...

"W-whoa! Hey R-rick! Shut up, the w-woman is trying to.. sleep!" Another voice said.

HOLY SHIT I'M IN THE RICK AND MORTY UNIVERSE! 

"Ummm..." I say, puzzled.

"Oh- Hi... ummm..." Morty said, stuttering as usual.

"Hi??? I'm (Y/N). And you are??" I said, pretending I don't know them. (Even though I know everything about them basically.)

"I'm M-Morty.." Morty said.

Then looking at the drunken scientist (who is hot, in my opinion), and saying,

"Hi.. Who are y-"

"*burp* R-Rick. Now where are you- *blurp*- from, s-sleepy idiot?" Rick said, interrupting me.

Well fuck you too, Rick.

"So..(Y/N).. W-where are you f-from? We just found you laying in f-front of our g-garage so.. I-I mean.. GODDAMN IT RICK! Why am I asking the f-fucking questions?!" Morty asked, and then yelling at Rick.

Damn Morty calm your ass. But seriously though. Rick, give Morty a break because he stutters. 

"Morty! Shut up. Just ask h-her the- *blurp*- damn questions!" Rick yelled, while also drunk, as usual.

"Well, I'm...... from a different universe.. It's kind of hard to explain but.." I said.

And then at that split moment, Rick looked at me, and when our eyes met, he blushed and looked away.

Ummmmmmm what just happened?? I don't know why but that made him look hot for a few seconds (and cute too..).

Oh shit... am I falling in love with this drunken asshole?

"Umm.. (Y/N)?? Are you o-okay?" Morty asked me, with a concerned look.

"Oh yeah, sorry Morty. I'm just tired.." I lie.

Damn it.. I am falling in love with Rick... What am I gonna do?