Skip Me

Intro

*grabs mic and touches it twice*
"Is it on, testing, testing, 1,2, skip a few, 99, 100. "
" and going live in 3... 2....... 1 aaaaand go" - from director

"Hello kind reader/s and  welcome to:

Skip me
hosted by yours truly, Ashleigh McGarden in which I complain about all my drastic past and present problems in my life as a child and beginning teenager still trying to figure out my place in this world, and you (the kind reader) listen and laugh to yourself; How did i get to this? And why do I find this amusing?
But don't worry this is relatable. Kind off. *cheesy smile*
I hope you stay and enjoy these next few crazy chapters that I sadly and gratefully call my life. Though you might get triggered, I did warn you * looks at billboard showing title*
"Yeeaaah, look at the title"
I really don't know how this is going to end up and really I want to have a writer-reader relationship in which you can feel free to message me your opinion because I have no life in any aspect besides school and I don't have anything better to do + Wattpad and Fanfiction is my first priority in life ( besides school, teehee).

As the reader, your job is to read (😱😱😱)
Comment 
send me or comment a topic to write about because I always get writers block at around the 3rd or 4th chapter of anything I try and write.
I've been told that I give good advice so if you ever just want to talk or have a question or is just bored I'm always there in the little direct message button.
And with that I'll see some other night on Skip Me.
Please be mindful that I am only 13 and my mouth and I get ourselves in trouble with the trash that comes out of it. U will probably find some foul language in this. Also my grammar and English skills are 👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽 so please be lenient with me I will try to correct my wrongs.