Dad:Hey hunny,Did you pick up those assholes yet?
Kid:Wrong person dad...
Dad:SORRY!that was meant for your mother!
Kid:Wait.WHAT ASSHOLES?!YOU MEAN ME AND MY SISTER?!
Dad:Yes
Kid:......
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