The Time in Which I Poop Corn Babies

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After our little ordeal, Tae made me a hot chocklate with soy sauce.

"I... I... think you might be..." Tae starts.
"Might bee what Bae... I MEAN TAE" I blush because I nearly admit my feelings.
"May be might be pregnant... with corn babies.."

I ran to the bathroom to puke because I am pregnant with corn babies and that is what pregnant people do.

I change my mind and sit on the toilets. Yas multiple toilets for the win!!!!!!!!!!
"TAEHYUNG THE BABIES ARE COMING"
He runs into the bathroom and throws his hot chode mug at my faceu.
"DONT TOUCH MY FACEU, DIRTY WATER!!" I SCREAM IN AGONY AS MY BABIES START TO WIGGLE OUT OF MY BODY.
"PUSH" Taehyung pants, he's so nervous about being a father.
The next part may disappoint you. I finish pushing out my babies and look in the toilets. Turns out I just pushed out a massive shit and Taehyung squealed.
"GIRLS DONT SHIT WTF?!"
"I'm actually a man..." I confess.

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