Day 0
Group Chat: Lance is kinkier than Shiro
Members: Firelord, choke Me Daddy, President Taquito, Pidgeon, Hunky Munky, princess fukboi killer
2:14 P.M.
President Taquito (Lance Sanchez) Said:
guY S GUYS I NEED YOUR HE LP
2:19 P.M.
Pidgeon (Pidge Holt) Said:
what
2:19 P.M.
President Taquito (Lance Sanchez) Said:
I need maJOR fhelp and i don't know what to do
2:20 P.M.
Firelord (Keith Gyeong) Said:
Jesus christ spit it out
2:21 P.M.
President Taquito (Lance Sanchez) Said:
SHIT MY PHONE IS ABOUT TO DIE QUICK WHERE ARE YOU I'LL COME FIND YOU
2:22 P.M.
Firelord (Keith Gyeong) Said:
Library 2nd floor
Keith shut his phone off and slid against the back of his cushioned chair, obviously irritated. "Lance is heading over."
Shiro looked up from his laptop, fingers halting from their place at the keyboard.
"To study? Or is he coming to watch Naruto like last time?"
Keith cringed at the thought. He despised Naruto more than any other ridiculous anime
Lance wasted his time on. Keith couldn't even remember the amount of times Lance had ushered him into watching his cartoons, usually with japanese subtitles and excessive amounts of screaming.
"He needs help or something." Keith gave all the information he knew and shrugged.
Pidge audibly groaned, visibly sulking their entire body away from their laptop screen. "I bet he forgot his school ID again. He keeps making me search it up on the school mainframe."
"Isn't that, I don't know, illegal?"
The smirk on Pidge's face was devilish. "Only if you get caught."
"Anyway-" Keith changed the subject. "He's being annoyingly vague on the issue."
It wasn't until a few minutes later that the sound of Lance's cries echoed from the other side of the library. Keith watched as a hysteric Lance came sprinting from behind the corner of a bookshelf, nearly pinning a girl and a librarian in the process. Keith chuckled when the librarian almost killed Lance, the older woman scolding him with a pointed finger.
The moment the librarian was out of sight Lance made his quick escape to their side. Announcing at a volume much louder than library appropriate, Lance slammed his palms on the table and cried; "I have a predicament!"
"What's up?" Shiro asked, unphased by the papers and books that had fallen from the table's sudden movement.
"What's up? WHAT'S UP? I'll tell you what's fucking up."
Keith groaned outwardly, slamming his own laptop shut. "If you say the sky I swear to fucking god--"
"No!" Lance flung himself into the fourth chair. "Well, actually yes, but that's not what's up! What's up is my Abuela! She's coming to my parent's house for christmas!"
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Dirty Laundry (Klance) FULL REPUBLISHED
Fanfiction"Two whole months of free laundry in exchange for two weeks of being my fake boyfriend. Deal?" Keith hesitated for a moment. Was this really worth it? Hardly. Lance was an asshole, and he wasn't sure what fake dating would entail. But, free laundry...
