Ouran High Schools FullMetal Host! (OHSHC and fma crossover.

Attack of The Lady Manager! Part 1

I will only say this once. I do not own Ouran high school host club or fullmetal alchemist. I do not own this story, it is merely a CONTINUATION of the original by @SteelHeartAlchemist  also, half of my hand is so numb right now, if I hit it it's like hitting a ball. Can't feel shit.

Edward and Haruhi watched as the hosts seduced girls in their- like always- beautiful clothes. Ed stayed back and talked to his girls, when he saw something in the corner of his eye. He looked over as the girls started leaving. "Eye drops?" "whats this?!"

Eds pov

The twins put their grubby hands on our shoulders. "for your information, its common for a host to use eye drops."-"No women alive can resist a man on the brink of tears!" The other twin continued.

"Thats cheating." claimed haruhi. "oh dont be such a party pooper!"-"here Haruhi, this is for you!" one of the twins handed her a small sweet. "Its for me?", she asked. "Aren't you the cutest!", the twins said in unison.

"Honestly, I find it kind of creepy. You two are like two little parasites that won't leave Haruhi alone. Don't you think she needs some space?" They just ignored me. Like always.

"I didn't know you liked sweets Haruhi!" some idio- I mean girls swooned. Geez.. they're all idiots...  I went back to reading my books as all the girls leave for us to switch out with new ones.

I was pulled out of my reading when i saw something- or someone- out of the corner of my eye. "Looks like the host club has a new guest. Ah!", the twins said in their usual creepy unison. They seemed to teleport to the door.

"Come in! What are you waiting for!"-"Watching from afar is no fun!" I groaned. Oh gosh.. not ANOTHER pea brained girl... "please miss..." "Stop that! How many times do I have to remind you to be more polite to our first time guests. Please, you don't have to be afraid, my princess... I welcome you, to the Ouran Host Club..." Here comes the fangirling...

A look of amusement crossed my face when she slapped Tamaki and yelled, "Don't touch me! you're PHONY!!!"-"what do you mean, I'm phony!!!!?!??"-"JUST WHAT I SAID!!!! YOU'RE PHONY!!! I find it hard to believe, that someone like YOU is the prince character of this HOST CLUB!!!! You shouldn't be spreading your love around so easily like that, You stupid! You must be a dimwitted narcissistic!!! You're incompetent! You're a commoner! You're disgusting!"

He fell to the ground in slow motion as I could only laugh. I like this chick! She's like Winry!

"I don't suppose, you are...?" She got tears in her eyes. "ITS you! KYOYA!!!" she ran up and hugged him. We all had confused faces. 

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THIRD PERSON POV

"Your fiance? Kyoya senpai?" 

Edward sat in the back, reading his books and ignoring their conversation.

"Why is he sulking?"-"Because Mommy was keeping a secret from daddy", said Hikaru.  "Why does everyone insist on referring to us like we're husband and wife?..." Ed groaned and kept trying to ignore the group. The book was snatched from his grasp. "If we're going through this, so are you.", demanded Hikaru.

He got up despite his protests.
He got over just in time for Renge to shoot down Tamaki. "Ahahah! She's just like Winry!" Oops... "oooh? Who's Winry?~~"
Ed blushed. "N-no one!" His voice was higher. "Come on! You can tell daddy!", gushed Tamaki. "She's no one! Ok?!?" He was a tomato now. Winry is coming over tomorrow anyways.... oh god, if she comes to Ouran I'm screwed! Edward thought.

"She doesn't look like no one." EVEN KYOYA!!?!?! "She's just a childhood friend of mine! Can we drop the subject?"
They stopped when Renge said Kyoya was a kind loving man, and not to yell at him. "The way you help that poor sweet little kitten!" "She's serious?", asked the twins in unison. "Could you possibly have the wrong person?" "No! I could recognise my love anywhere!