Shay's POV
I heard voices as I slowly came back to consciousness. These voices sounded very familiar.
"I hope we didn't kill her! She's pretty!" There was a sound like someone facepalming and someone else exclaimed in an exasperated voice, "Ashley!" Then I became aware that my head was in somebody's lap and whoever it was, was playing with my hair.
Quickly, maybe too quickly, I sat up and demanded, "What in the name of all things good and holy happened? Where the heck am I?" Notice I didn't ask who they were? That's because I was at least semi-sane. This was Black freaking Veil double-freaking Brides! Incidentally, it was C.C's lap my head recently vacated.
"Well, long story short, as soon as we left the hotel, " Ashley began, "A mob of fangirls started chasing us! We didn't see you coming around the corner - which is weird cause' I usually notice gorgeous girls - until it was too late and we, like, ran into you." I rolled my eyes at Ashley's lame pick-up line.
C.C. interupted to shout, "IT WAS AN ACCIDENT I SWEAR!"
I looked at him and said, "One, that couldn't have been a long story anyway. Two, that pick-up line was lame. Three, how did I get here and where is here?" I asked. Ashley glared at me but C.C. answered, "I picked you up and we ran into the back entrance to the hotel."
Ashley interrupted, "If I was trying to deliver a pick-up line, it sure as hell would have been better than that! " He sounded downright cross.
"Sounds like someones' on her period," I muttered, just loud enough for them to hear. Ashley sputtered angrily, "Excuse me?-"
"You're excused," I said.
Andy said, "Woah, before shit goes down, and it's about to, how about we get those scrapes taken care of. Can you stand?" It was then that I noticed the bloody scrapes on my hands, elbows and knees. Ouch. I stood, and a wave of pain went through my head. Double ouch. I groaned. C.C stood up and put his hand on my shoulder, asking, "Are you alright?"
"Just a head ache. Probably a result of oh, I don't know! Hitting it on concrete maybe?" Sarcasm was one of my favorite things. It was always a great defense. C.C. again picked me up and carried me to the bathroom. I didn't really have time to protest before he sat me down on the edge of the bathtub. He pulled out a first-aid kit from under the sink. He was about to start disinfecting the scrapes on my knees when I said, "Thanks, but no thanks. I think I can take care of this myself."
"Nope. I GOT THIS!!!"
"Jeez! Do you always shout?" C.C. just shrugged and began disinfecting my scrapes. I winced, that stuff stings like no other, but didn't say anything.
"What's your name?" C.C asked after he bandaged my scrapes.
"Shay. I already know who you guys are. You're awesome!"
C.C smiled and said, " Why thanks! I love your name! A beautiful name for a beautiful girl." I would have scoffed and probably insulted this pick-up line, but I noticed a little bit of a blush creeping up on his face.
"Um, thanks. "
He smiled at me and asked, "Do you want some Advil for your head?" I nodded gratefully and accepted the painkillers. I noticed C.C was getting his iPhone out and asked, "What are you doing?"
"Well, we're about to go back out there, and as Andy said, shit will go down. I think you made Ashley a little irritated. I'm going to get this on video, cause this is gonna be AWESOME!" C.C laughed gleefully. He was like a hyperactive bunny. It was kinda cute actually. I blushed thinking of this and hoped C.C didn't notice.
We walked back into the main room. Jake and Jinxx were sitting on one bed, Andy on the other, while Ashley was pacing back and forth, furious. Upon entering the room, C.C ran and jumped onto the bed with Andy, put his phone up to his face and shouted, "ACTION!"
Without even giving C.C. a glance, Ashley strode toward me and practically hissed, "I am not a girl, shorty. Take it back!" This last part came out like a whine. If he hadn't called me short, I might have just gave in and appologized.
As it is, I said, "I'm not convinced. Really, you just like whined like a little girl wanting a cookie! It's pretty pathetic!"
Andy and Jake hooted and C.C laughed maniacally. Ashley towered over me like he was trying to intimidate me with his height and said, "Listen hear, you-"
I turned around and jumped onto the bed. With this added height, I was taller than Ashley and I then towered over him. I then mocked him, saying, "Listen hear, you-"
"HEY-"
"HEY IS FOR HORSES!!!" I shouted. Ashley looked angrier than ever. Actually, he looked like he was about to have an appolectic fit. Since I didn't want to cause a lot of fangirls hearts to break, I hopped off the bed and gave Ashley a hug.
"Calm down! I was just messing with you! I appologize and admit that you are not a girl. Is everything okay now?" I gave him my best sweet-girl-puppy-dog- eyes. He sighed and returned the hug saying, "Fine. But I will get you back!"
I drew away from him, rose one eyebrow and said, "Oh? I'd like to see you try!"
Surprisingly, he burst out laughing and said, "I like this girl! She's awesome!"
"Yeah, if she can hold her own against you, Ashley, she must be pretty cool!" C.C said.
Jake asked, "Was I the only one who thought they were going to get into a girl fight?"
"Nope. I was thinking Shay would have won, too!" Andy said, laughing.
Jinxx decided to put in his two cents and said, "I don't know, I've seen Ashley get into a girl fight before. He's pretty good at it."
Well, it looked like I wouldn't be the one to cause Ashley to have a heart attack after all.
A/N: I hope you guys enjoyed this chapter! I know I enjoyed writing it! (evil laugh) Sorry Ashley! Vote, comment, whatever...
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It Was An Accident! (Christian Coma Fan Fiction)
FanfictionThis is what happens when Black Veil Brides quite literally run into Shay. Haha better hope she doesn't murder them in their sleep. Or cut off their hair. Well, enjoy!