Mr. peaches X Shrek
(Sorry not sorry)
MR PEACHES POV:
I was walking through the swamp one day in search of some breakfast sausage. I heard some moans coming from somewhere. They were loud, almost like roars, and they made me very turned on. I walked through a clearing to see shrek the ogre in a mud bath, his hand stroking his long cock. I watched the sight in silence for a few moments before becoming fully naked. I threw my clothes on the ground, and cleared my throat. He looked up to see me, and quickly removed his hand.
"WHA?!" He stuttered, and I just seductively covered my pursed lips with my finger to silence him. He looked at me with stunned eyes, and I dipped my toes in the mud.
"Mmmhhh... warm... just how I like it...." I said, before slowly submerging myself on the water.
"What are you doing in my-" he began, but I held my hand up to silence him.
"Save it, sweet cheeks. I saw you. I know you're weak. You long for the fine stroke of a handlebar mustache on your face." I said, slowly brushing through mine with my long fingers.
"Oh- uhhh" he started, but I slowly made my way through the mucky mud until I was so close to his face that I could smell the fresh onions on his breath. I reached my hand down under the mud and stroked his long staff. He began to moan, and I could feel him almost melt in my hands.
"I need to be inside you now," he said, and I chuckled.
"Hell nah, fam. I'm topping tonight, pal," I said bravely, and he looked down sheepishly. I made my way around to the back of his ass. (IM WRITING THIS WHILE SITTING NEXT TO MY DAD OMG) I positioned myself at his entrance, and pushed in.
He began to pull away from me, which made me angry. "Oh hell nah, you not about to Houdini out of this shit," I said, and pulled him back close to me. Our skin touched, and the mud massaged us with every thrust.
"Please! It hurts!" He cried out, and I just thrusted harder.
"I'm not done with you yet!" I said, and he winced. I pulled out before cumming, and we both went into his house. I searched around in drawers for a bit before I found what I was looking for.
"Come here, slutty buddy!" I said, and walked into his bedroom. He was laid out on the bed, waiting for me.
"Pillage my village, papa bear!" He yelled, and I smirked. Was he really this undone for me?
"Get in your hands and knees, pet." I said sternly, and he reluctantly followed my orders. I tickled his butthole before plunging my middle finger in deep. He winced, but said nothing. Suddenly, and without warning, I stuck an ice cube in his ass.
"Hey!" He said, and I slapped his butt cheek. I stuck 6 in before he said anything else.
"It's cold, pops!" (I'm not sorry Avery. I know that what you call your dad. I did it on purpose.) he wined, and I snaked him.
"SHUT THE HELL UP, YOU FUCKING RETARD. SING LET IT GO!" I yelled, and he began to cry.
"Let IT go, let it go, I can't hold it back anymore-" he began, and I thrusted into him suddenly with the ice cubes still loose in his ass.
"Yea, I bet you can't hold it back, you baby dinosaur? Say roar." I said sternly, and he didn't. "SAY ROAR, GODDAMN IT!" He began to roar quietly between sobs.
"Who's swamp is it?" I asked, and he just whimpered. "WHOS FUCKING SWAMP IS IT?!" I asked louder, and he winced before replying.
"Yours, papa." He replied quietly, and I patted him on the head. I pulled out and ordered him to stand up. I faced him and stroked out cocks together.
"Oh hell yeah." I said, before coming. He came quickly after and we laid on the bed together.
"Who's motherfucking swamp is it?" I asked.
"Yours," he said simply, before drifting off to sleep.
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KILL ME. I hope you fuckers like this. Sickos. Y'all fucked up, man.