Dylan was sitting at lunch eating with his best friend Kaleb. Have you ever spread your ass cheeks in the mirror and farted?, Kaleb asked. What the fuck no. Kaleb looked down he was sad he felt insecure about himself.. Dylan started stretching then he saw a goddess.. it walked in the lunch room it's pubic hair coming out of its dress blowing in the wind Dylan slammed his arms down fast and the table flew into the air! I never seen such beauty he said... Kaleb responded with strong! I'm gonna fuck a walking ball of hair!!! Dylan slapped Kaleb he flew across the room Dylan walked up to it he leaned on a trashcan saying hey babe what's your name ? STOP IT I SHAVE she replied and ran away Dylan blushed damn she is so fucking hot... Dylan walked back to Kaleb and sighed she ran off Kaleb laughed saying you wanna fuck a hair ball! Dylan got angry he punched Kaleb in the throat Kaleb chocked and fell to the ground the crucial crew walked by saying hahaha he is choking on a dick!!! Sofa the girl of Dylan's dreams saw the crucial crew she ran to join in saying I just shaved not long ago and put on sunglasses Anthony peeked out from his hide out in the trash can where he was looking for quarters and he said SOFA YOUR JUST A BIG DOUCHE SUNGLASSES ARE FOR OUTSIDE! Sofa said STOP IT I SHAVE!! Dylan grabbed sofas hand looked deeply into her eyes and said I know babe.. they kissed cj turned up his fire music too block out the kissing but the smoke got to the fire sprinklers and water went everywhere Dylan held sofas neck and leaned her down making out to her it was romantic everyone in the cafeteria vomitted and Dylan started stripping SOFAs clothes off until someone kicked down the cafeteria door...
