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Unknown: Hey, Dusi-ssi. Are you coming to the photoshoot or not? We've been waiting for ten minutes and manager형 (manager hyung) couldn't reach you so he gave me your number and asked me to reach out to you.

Myra: I'm sorry, but who is this?

Unknown: Oh yeah, sorry. It's me, Yifan.

Myra: Yifan? Who is that?

Unknown: Ha ha, very funny Dusi-ssi. Wu Yifan. From EXO. Ring a bell? You style my hair.

Myra sat her phone down and took in a deep breath. Wu Yifan -- from EXO -- was texting her phone. Was this some kind of joke? Was Alana playing some kind of prank on her?

Myra: Alana, if this is you, please stop. I'm in the middle of cooking right now. I can't be bothered.

Unknown: Alana? Who is that? Is that some trainee? And why are you cooking? You're supposed to be here at this photoshoot.

Myra: I'm sorry, but I have no idea what you're talking about.

Unknown: Dusi-ssi.

Myra: And my name is not Dusi!

Unknown: I don't know what kind of game this is, but manager형 doesn't like it. And I'm starting to find a problem with this as well. If you want to play games with me, then I'm done trying to talk to you.

Myra sat her phone back down and started to rinse off the vegetables. She was about to chop and dice when she heard her phone beep again.

Unknown: Hey Dusi-ssi. It's me, Junmyeon. Yifan형 told me about the situation. Look, if you aren't going to show up to the photoshoot, then maybe you should call manager형 and let him know. Please?

Another unknown number texted Mrya.

Myra: Alana, please stop texting me from random phones.

Myra just knew it was her best friend Alana sending those messages. EXO wasn't really texting her.

Unknown: Yifan형 did say you were talking about someone named Alana. I'm starting to think we may have gotten the wrong number. But if this is you Dusi-ssi, please let us know if you're coming to the photoshoot. Chanyeol messed up his hair dye. Instead of red, it's a dark orange, haha.

Now Myra knew that this wasn't a joke. EXO really did get the wrong number. They thought she was their stylist Dusi. Myra walked away from her kitchen counter where she was preparing dinner and sat down at the table.

Myra: Alana! Guess what?!

Alana: Chicken butt.

Myra: I'm being serious!

Alana: Oh, what is it?

Myra: I'm texting EXO. Well, not the whole group, just Kris and Suho.

Alana: Yeah, that's great.

Myra: I'm being serious!

Alana: You said that already ;)

Myra: Alana, 절 믿으세요. (Please believe me.) Look, here is a screenshot.