Cringy ass shit

Ugh just read

K so I think I just reached 30 reads so I wanna say thx and this cringy ass shit is a joke and tbh I'm making spelling mistakes to piss people off cuz I'm kinda a bitch so don't take this seriously but I do hope it makes I laugh and shit soo ya.

So I was walking to school and I legit was in such a bad  mood I was ready to smack a bitch. So I raised my hands in the air and yelled god take me now ples anyways I kept waking and I saw my friend headass I'm like ayyyyyy sup headass and we were talking and she was talking about  her dog massaging her boobs  but I wasn't really focusing on that so all I heard was massage my boobs blah blah blah felt so good blah blahs blah ohh creamy blah blah blah mm Monica hump me.wanna know why I was fazing out cuz I saw this hot piece of meat hayes Grier mmmmm creamy and his equally hot piece of chick pot pie tez.anyways I went back to talking that sac of shit headass and she was like anyways my Monica came to school today and I was like mm really I don't care anyways u would be cute with tez and she goes I know right I can't wait to have his little whiskers on my vaagna btw I love my vagana and was singing and dancing and rubbing her vagyvagy and I sad yaya gonna talk to hayes Grier  and she said btw meh watever u will find out later.

Headass:I forgot to tell sarsar mic broom broom the third that hayes is actually my dog shap shifter Monica but meh I just like to torture people back to rubbing my vagy vagy which I named crusty hole
Sar sar mic broom broom the third: I was walking up to hayes and whispered to myself we gonna  eat good tonight I  went up to him and said my most a workingfull pickup line hey I failed my algebra test but doesn't u plus me equal 69 and flicked my tonge up and down then he said hey I like ur mustache let's go fuck tard and we went to my house and we did the dirty and while we were about to insert it in like inserting a coin into a machine Magigy when Nash entered and said bro ur doing it wrong ...word and he showed his little bro how it's done then we all had a threesome then we he left and I said wait hayes does that mean we have to do a twosome and he said I guess soo then as he was licking me up and down it started to get wet and gross so I looked down and saw that this dog was licking me then I thought he ate hayes so I started to beat his ass yelling let that  shit out and then the dog turned into hayes then I said uhh my bad and he isn't waking up so I thought he was dead  so I spilt water on him just to make sure before I buried him and then he woke up an I was like ayyy sup bro and then it hit me  this sac of shit is Monica and then i said I don't fuck with dogs Shaleshifters they give me the heejeebeebees and then I left and met Grayson dolan and Ethan dolan......  To be continued

I know it sucked I'm sorry kinda on writers block