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okay so here are some dirty pick up lines for y'all

• you know what would make your face look better? if I sat on it

• I don't feel so good I think I need a shot of penis-illin

• I want your flesh rocket in my hot pocket

• I'm not rapunzel but I'll still let you pull my hair [ kink asf 😭 ]

• hey what's your name? I need to know what I'll be screaming all night

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