So i guess it's Balemtimes Day. February 14. The day when i go through everyone's trash and take the empty chocolate boxes to give to my boss. Sometimes my boss is as cool as my auntie chad but then sometimes i think he had a little extra hot sauce in his coffee. Silly guy.
Any way like i said it's February 14. As i go to school all the couples are giving each other lizards and flowers. (idk y anyone would give flowers but oh well) So i go and dig through Mr. Rudie's trash and my phone starts singing The Cuppycake Song, I look at the caller ID and its my dealer. Ugh she changed his ringtone again. I answer.
"What's up doc?" i ask.
"I have ur xanax." she said.
"k bye." i sad.
I hung up i hate when he calls me. smh. Anyway i decided to skip school after i got all the boxes and go ride my new pony, Shabootiquiqui. She's pretty chill. I saw my neighbor chilling on their porch playing hacky sack with their dog. Awwwww Sparky made a good sack <3.
Today seemed to be a good day i just had my favorite cranberry, pineapple juicy juice. Everything was good. Then there was this couple sharing a milkshake in my backyard and i realized wow im lonely. I needed to find a plan not to be lonely. So i decided to get a pet.
Jo Salami, thats what i named my pet. He was my valentine. Somtims i bought him frid shiken. MY BOSS STOLE SALAMI FROM ME CUZ I DIDNT COLLECT ENOUGH EMPTY CHOCOALTE BOXES.
Hm i kinda miss him anyway now i was going to be in my plastic shed looking up at the person looking down at me. I guess Febuwary 14 is almost over. WAIT. oh nvm the end.
Im prolly not gunna update but ok.
