Oneshots

Prompt

Two people sat at a small table in their apartment. It was midday, but one of them looked like they had just gotten out of bed. The guy had dirty blonde hair and was dressed in jeans and a t-shirt. The other one had dark brown hair that fell to their nape, a close match to their skin tone. They were wearing an oversized t-shirt and boxers.

"So what are we doing?" Asked the guy.

"Wasting our lives." They answered, petting a cat. The guy rolled his eyes.

"I meant for lunch. It's too early for this shit."

"Its like, 2 in the afternoon." They argued.

"And who's the one who slept in Jass?"

"That's because you stayed up all night watching Naked and Afraid. I don't know how you're still up after that, Steven."

"I'm what the kids call," Steven made finger guns. "Sleep deprived."

"Well Mr. Sleep deprived, I want Italian."

"And I want Mexican."

"I will not kiss you for a week if you eat Mexican."

"But it's good!"

"You mean spicy. I can't handle spicy and you know that."

"And I don't like tomato."

"You can eat pasta then!"

"But doesn't that have tomato sauce?!"

"You can get Cacio e Pepe!"

"Wait, I'm going to look that up." Steven said, whipping out his phone.

"That looks really good." He admitted.

"See? We should go eat Italian!"

"Ok, but first you're going to have to put some clothes on."

"Fine, gimme a sec."

Aaaaaaand scene!