Hamburr.
Need I say more?
Fine, if you insist. They're complete polar opposites, they end up hating each other in real life, and to top it all off, ONE SHOOTS THE OTHER. I'm sorry, but it just makes no sense and is completely cringe-worthy to me.
*prepares for furious attack in the comments from Hamburr shippers*
Happy Cinco de Mayo guys, thanks for reading!
Update: I just found out that Phileacker exists and just.
Eww.
Why.
Why is that a thing?
So now they're BOTH my least favorite ship.