Person 1: I wouldn't even date myself...
Person 2: Then your standards must be impossibly high then~.
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Person 1: Buy me cute clothes and I will let you see me wearing them.
Person 2: If I buy you nothing, can I see you wearing that?
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Person 1: How do you do the date thing...?
Person 2: Come with me to a movie and I'll show you.
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Person 1: For Halloween can I be your girl/boyfriend?
Person 2: Only if you promise to stay in character all year...~
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Guess what, my bed
Has room for two~
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"If everything around me is all my imagination, then you're the best thing I've come up with."
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"I'm Batman"
{Personally this one always works}
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"If you were a fruit you'd be a fine-apple."
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"Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a taste?"
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Yo, comment for more or if you have favourites. Some will be features, possibly, if I like them as well.
