The Mystery Sin of Phoenix

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Ban PoV

So I was roaming around doing  a half-ass search for King, and thought it was a good excuse to see Phoenix. When I knocked and said that I was coming in I heard her scream something then there was a thud. I didn't question it, more I didn't feel the need to ask her what was happening. So when I did walk in she was looking through the window. After I asked her if she had seen King I said "Oh by the way you should come to the Boar Hat and sing. It's where me and my... friends live." She agreed and then I left to find King again. I then found him and started dragging him back to the tavern. I did eventually drop him, and he flew next to me. When we got there I was really excited I told Cap'n "Hey Cap'n! I got a total babe to sing here later! Let her do it! It will probably cost though.." King got a little flustered and mad for some reason and flew to the roof.

King PoV

HE CALLED MY BEST FRIEND A 'total babe'! OH MY IRENE I'M FUMING!! IF I WAS STILL IN THAT ROOM HE WOULD BE PETRIFIED BY NOW!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!! I flew into the forest to calm myself a little.

Vee PoV

I was on my way over to the 'Boar Hat' when I randomly heard screaming coming from the forest. I went over to the sound and hid in some of the shrubs near by. I saw King screaming and he yelled to nobody "HE CALLED MY BEST FRIEND A 'total babe' OH MY IRENE-"who ever that was "- I'M FUMING!! IF I WAS STILL IN THAT ROOM HE WOULD BE PETRIFIED BY NOW!!!" I assume this 'total babe' was me and I was mad that Ban called me that. I marched to the Boar Hat, and apparently King had somehow beat me. I stomped right up to Ban and screamed in his face "HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A 'total babe' THAT IS SO OFFENSIVE YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW! I JUST- AHHHHHH!!!!" I took a couple of deep breaths and turned around so my back was facing him and took a couple of steps out. There was laughing so I turned to face it and found Diane crying. When she wiped the tears from her eyes she said "Ohhhh Ban she got you good!" Then she looked at me and started "Ge-" "Shhhhh" I cut her off and put my finger over my mouth while smiling. Meliodas walked up to me and said "So I assume you're Phoenix- the one he was talking about earlier." He pointed his thumb at Ban and I simply gave him a nod. He stuck his head in my boobs and I heard a muffled "You remind me of someone." Before anything else happened I kicked him in the no - no zone. I then mumbled "I'm not dealing with this today." And I walked out the door.