Levi: Hey.. Hey Hanji..
Levi: Do you.. Do you think when Erwin dies his eyebrows will crawl off his face and find some other face to colonize?
Levi: I don't want to be the next host...
Hanji: Christ, Levi, what are you on?
Levi: The sofa
Hanji: How high are you?
Levi: Five foot three...
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AOT funny texts
HumorYea the title explains everything :) (Credit to the Owners of the original texts)
