Dear Satan, you will not BELIEVE WHAT THAT BITCH JESSICA DID TODAY. Okay, so I was just hanging out in my coat like usual and just having a good time sleeping and just relaxing! Ya know, lazing about. I suddenly awoke to the feeling of water rushing around me. I popped my head out of my jacket only to be greeted with darkness, I suddenly began to spin. I realized what was happening. Satan, that was one of the longest hours I have ever had to endure. The spinning stopped and a buzzer went off. I heard steps and saw the lid to the Washing machine open. I saw Jessica's face and immediately jumped at her and knocked her down. I extended my tongue and gave her a long lick leaving a trail of tar down her face. I grinned as she yelled and pushed me off. I immediately ran back to my room and I am now typing to you. Anyway, I gotta go dry myself off. Zephyr, signing off!
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Zephyrs handbook to Satan
ParanormalSo like, Satan told me to write down stuff that happens and pencil and paper are totally 2000s so I'm gonna use this program instead.
