Bat Girl (1D)

Chapter One: The Party

As soon as the door opened and Taylor was instantly inside and touching random males chests while she starts the hunt for tonight dancing partner.

"This is going to suck balls - I smell pizza." I quickly ran inside and sniffed out the pizza. 

"Sweet."

I bit into the pizza as I kicked my feet up and onto coffee table and watched the people 'dance' together.

Chewing my pizza I watched in disgust and a little amusement as couples seem to break off and go lean against a wall while swapping saliva. Pulling my phone out from a pouch in my belt I went on Twitter,

"TheOreoQueen_: Is it me, or are parties not as good as they were when we were kids? Stop making out, I want to play pass the parcel."

I tweeted and then went on the Tumblr app - which is a terrible app. Don't download it, just go on the computer like a normal person. Getting bored of things not loading properly I closed the App and then brang up 'Flappy Birds' - the original one. Yeah, I was smart enough to download it before it was removed from the app store.

"Shit!" someone yells and falls face first onto the coffee table, making me look up from my amazing streak of thirteen.

I Blinked at the guy, before I leaned forward and poked his Batman masked face with my pizza.

"Anything broken?"

"No." he wheezes.

"Man it up soldier." I mused, grabbed onto his batman suited arm and yanked him to his feet before I dusted the crushed cheeto balls off of his black suit and span him around, "Continue on with your night." I shoved him forward lightly before I turned, grabbing a new slice of pizza (I had let my other slice on the guys shoulder) and ventured off to somewhere else a person won't fall to their asses because of my awesomeness's... or most likely to get away from some scary kissy kissy girl.

I moved like a ninja through the crowds, not touching anyone (which was a huge accomplishment) and made my way outside where I found Taylor... sharing saliva with some guy dressed as Superman.

"Psst, Taylor." I whispered, peering over Superman's shoulder, "Can I go home now or do I have to wait for you?"

"Mma mmppphhh momom." she waves her hand at me, telling me to leave her alone to her kissing.

"I'm leaving at nine." I whispered, awkwardly trying to not touch Superman as he kissed my best friend.

"Mmmmm..." she waves her hand at me again and I straightened up and walk over to the bushes as I spotted some guy covered in toilet paper, standing next to the pool... this is too easy.

Grinning I moved around as he drank alone, and slowly I stalked behind him before I pushed his ass over the edge. He yelps, hitting the water and I start whistling and biting into my pizza as everyone stared at him, and then me.

I noticed Taylor face palming and I grinned, waving my pizza at her, "HI TAYLOR!"

"I thought Bat Girl was meant to be the good guy."

"I'm a female, I have my bad days." I mused, looking over to Bat Man, "Are you that guy from before?"

"The one that fell onto the coffee table in front of you...? Yeah." he rubs the back of his mask and I smirked at him, getting an idea.

"Listen, I'm leaving at nine as well as I know no one at this party except for my friend who is making out with someone."

"You might want to be a bit more specific." I could see him being in an Anime, giving me the sweat drop and all.