deep sleep

getting ready

As I got into our room I started to remember this morning when I first met my husband I don’t even know his middle name I don’t know his parents I don’t know nothing about him but his first and last name I bet I can find him on Google, let’s see now he has a facebook, no warrants, owns a couple of business, was never married until now, dang he is related to bowwow, there goes my chance …. Hum let’s see nothing juicy or conniving ….aha here is an article that says he had a son...mmhmm… yes, yes... blahh... he is not the father of the son …dang so close,,, I think I’m done for today oh wait here is an article of him helping children it says here that he hopes to have some of his own.. Aw how sweet he wants to have kids someday… okay enough of this I’ma go take a shower. Mmhmm he was all I could think about tall not that dark and handsome and he was all mines I had the papers to prove it...as I hummed in the living room he is all mine a figure came in un announced I didn’t pay much attention because it stood there like the furniture’s and I was spinning so fast I really had not notice, then I collapsed on the coach and it spoke like a irritating noise a annoying buzz like or an aunt with a scratchy throat Mrs. Fox, “who me” I said,  the lady replied  do you see anyone else in here , now why would I be talking to myself like you just did prancing around the room. Excuse me miss did you need something instead of coming into my room and being slick in the mouth, the lady cleared her throat and said I apologize ma’am and Mr. Fox sent me he said that it was important he wrote you a letter and your things will be up shortly, is that all Miss I said and she replied yes and quietly walked out the room .I was alone in the room, I opened the letter he stated

Dear wife,

I hope your enjoying our trip as much as I am but if you want to go home do not hesitate to ask me ok... but back to the reason why I’m writing this letter you probably don’t remember the secret place ask the man in the lobby ok and stop looking me up on Google ok and before you freak out no I do not have cameras in the room you told me you was going to look me up when I’m not around and here was your chance but enough ok I want you to wear my favorite dress you know the one, the one that makes me thank the Lord that you’re my wife oh please wear that dress and I promise ill help you take it off ,before you tell me to shut up I was just playing but I do want you to wear that dress and babe I love you and you probably want to hear something sweet ok…. You are my sunshine I love to feel your warm embrace in the morning, noon and afternoon when the moon come out I am sad but not always for I know my sunshine awaits.

                                                                                  Sincerely: Ty-Shawn Pharrell Fox

                                                                               Ps: I love you more then you know and tonight

                                                                             I will show just how much don’t be late.

Oh this letter was sweet and I don’t know what to say he is altogether sweet and caring maybe my perfect man (knock knock) who is it, room service said a man with a deep voice I rushed to the door and opened it, it was not a man it was a women looking like a he/ she that explains the voice … here is your things ma’am said the person at the door, I read off her shirt that her name was Tony, and  thank you a lot Tony have a nice day now. As I shut my room door I rushed to the bed room to see the things Ty-Shawn left for me it was a black dress that hugs a women curves in all the right places its funny when I put it on I still felt naked, the dress accented my skin tone, my back was showing it was a v in the back and boy!!! Could you see my butt this dress did not hide a thing no wonder he liked it I wore a gold necklace, and some bangles to match. The shoes were hard to pick from because they were all cute I wish I could put them all on, but then I looked inside the bag that the clothes came from and there was another letter …ugh what he got to say now as I finally picked out my shoe I sat on the bed and read the letter:

 Dear babe,

You probably don’t know what shoe to wear oh great look in the back of the closet you will find a box that have never been touched I bought it for you a stripper told me where to get it (laughing like hell I really want to see your face) I’m joking I went out and just bought it for you I knew it would look good on you, and babe do not be late. Love you see you soon

                                                                                -Ty

Wow he even got me shoes this dude must be gay, naw he can’t be he just have good taste now where did he say it was at... Oh yea   the closet hum here it is it was a opened toe shoe that made me rethink hum this dude really isn’t gay these shoes where hot it was black and gold it matched my outfit so well there were gold beads in the shoes and when I walked I felt like I was the shit yea, yea I look good.. I ran to the bathroom to check myself out yo I look real good I wanted to date myself the butt look good the front looks even great …ima uh diva  ima. Ima uh diva damn I look really great I stared at myself real hard at the mirror and I said self God has Blessed you with a  banging bodied and a sexy man to share it with, what !!! Ok I didn’t even want to leave the mirror I was so in love with myself  the phone rang and guess who was it Ty-Shawn

Yes, what is it Ty

Babe where are you I know you was in the bathroom all day looking at yourself but I want to see you to babe hurry up and come see daddy

Aww how sweet first off Hun you not my daddy ok he back at home and second  how you know I was checking myself out all day and I am coming babe.. Ugh I mean Ty

Ok and I know you that’s how I know and I love it when you call me babe

I’m coming okay I’ll be there in a few minutes

Ok bye

(Click) the phone shut