The Adventures of Steve the Goat!!! Part 1

Once upon a time, the was a goat and his name was Steve. Steve the goat has one impotant goal and one only........... he needs to find the magic gopheraffe named Bob, Bob Sponge.:D He was best friends with a unicorn that never talked much so he jut kind of called him 'his little friend'. There is also one thing. They are all made up charcters in my mind. Yes, I know I need therapy....... well they are cops of the forest and just got out of a battle with a couple of bandits that stole their badges. One last thing before I start the story, Steve had a mexican accent and Little Friend(that is what we shall call him) had an Australian accent. ON WITH THE STORY!!!! "Steve, we lost our badges and no one will recognize us as officers!" Little Friend complained. "Badges?! Badges?!", Steve argued back. "WE DON'T NEED NO STINKING BADGES!!!" He said getting a little over excited. "Lets go to the mooooooon!!!!!" Little Freind screamed. (it is a moon with cows!) #awsome "Wow," Steve replied, " thats the loudest you've soundend since...... you-know-who attacked." "Voldemort?"(#harry potter) Little Friend asked. "No...... his brother- Moldywort."