MHRP Narrative (Will Change Later)

Chapter 1

Skii sighed as he looked down over a valley of monsters.
"What do you think Skii?" The White wolf asked, her golden eyes jumping around, searching for something more than the many monsters that dotted the valley bellow.
"There are more than last time I came here." Skii sighed, running his hand along his swordshot. "Also, where the hell is Darke?"
"Either ahead of us or fashionably late." Wolf mumbled before trailing off into an inaudible whisper. Skii heard a branch behind him snap and he turned to see Darke looking out at the distant mountains, his soulless eyes portraying nothing as he pointed with the blade of his sword towards the center mountain.
"The gate is at the far base of the mountain."
"Darke you know that area is fully restricted, even an A01 such as Skii or I are not allowed there, so why would you be?" Wolf growled. Darke just shrugged and slid down the slope.
"Shall we move on?" Skii asked as he jokingly elbowed Wolf in the side before sliding down himself. Wolf sighed and followed.

"Company, get down" Darke said, ducking behind a rock.
"If they know we're here then hiding does nothing, why not just get it over with?" Skii said as he drew his swordshot, loading a round into the hilt.
"Because, dipshit, with Clawzars the best strategy is ambush before they can." Darke replied, ducking out of sight. Skii was about to reply when Wolf interrupted,
"You two argue more than a married couple." Without time for a comment Wolf and Skii were surrounded by Clawzars, hideous green raptor-like beasts with large talons on their feet, and sharp teeth. Wolf looked at me and nodded as her long white hair waved in the wind, telling me to start the fight.

Skii quickly aimed his swordshot at the head of one and fired, blowing its skull to bits. Not even a second later Wolf had cut the head of a Clawzar clean off with her katana and was mounting another, Darke had drawn his long sword and thrusted it into a Clawzar, and one had pounced on Skii as he changed rounds. He groaned as its sharp talons dug into his legs as it held him down, thinking frantically Skii nearly forgot his swordshot was in his hand, he looked up to get an idea of vital organ locations within the Clawzar before squeezing his eyes shut and stabbing close to where he thought its heart was. Blood poured out of the wound, drenching his clothes and face as the beast fell on top of him. He pushed it off and stood up and scanned the area briefly, out of the original 12 Clawzars only 3 remained, Skii ran up behind one of the two Clawzars attempting to corner Darke and brought the blade of his swordshot down into its head.
"Thanks." Darke grumbled after killing the other one. Skii looked back to see Wolf standing next to the last corpse.

"That was fun." She said sarcastically before turning to face Skii and Darke. "Up to keep going?"
"Didja even need to ask?" Skii replied, sheathing his swordshot.
"Great, Darke take this and drag the body's to the top of the hill." Wolf ordered as she tossed a small beacon to Darke. "The materials in them are worth a lot, so try not to break them more than we did." Darke just nodded and began dragging the largest by its talons.
"Now what? We just sit here and wait for a helicopter to whisk us away, ruining your plan?" Skii asked, leaning on a tree.
"Boss knows we're here at this point, if we don't then he'll get suspicious." Wolf said as she watched Darke continue dragging corpses to where a small group of receivers had set up next to a helicopter.
"I know it isn't worth anything, but I told you so." Skii chuckled.
"We'll come back on a night we can sneak." Wolf sighed.

Darke came back and nodded agreement.
"The chopper is gonna take us back, then Boss want to talk to Skii." Darke announced before turning to go back, as Skii and Wolf followed.
"I don't know how I got in trouble this time, I've been a good doggo." Skii joked.
"Oh sure, you don't even know how to sit." Darke said as he sat down on the edge of the helicopter.
"Well no, but I can speak." Skii overdramatically cleared his throat before yelling. "FUCK!" As loud as he could. Wolf began laughing uncontrollably as she got on the helicopter.
"Come on Skii doggo, that's enough speaking." She joked.
"Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuckitty fuck." Skii said as he got onto the helicopter, holding onto the doorway as it took off towards base.
"Skii! Bad dog!" Wolf laughed as she poured a water bottle on his head.
Darke chuckled and looked out over the landscape.
"Fuck you then." Skii said as he leaned towards Wolf and shook his head violently, spraying water everywhere. Wolf's laughter subsided to a light giggle as she put her hands up in an attempt to block the water.
"You're welcome." Skii chuckled as he looked down over the landing pad, noticing the rookies as the helicopter made its decent. Skii dropped down at around 15 feet off the ground, followed by Darke.

Wolf cut the rope holding the Clawzars and dropped down before the helicopter flew off.
"You've got this, right Darke? I'm just here for moral support." Skii joked as Darke began hauling loot to sorting.
"Only if you inspire me with an Irish jig." Darke chuckled.
"Yes sir, I can do that." Skii said before starting to do the Kamarinskaya, mumbling slurred words as he went. "Ajjhebende where teh fak is the boozee?" He finished, striking a pose.
"Skii!" Wolf called, there are rookies nearby." she gestured towards a group of D ranks, who were whispering.
"Hey, I'm just a tiny bit older than them, plus if they are gonna work within a mile of me they ought to get used to me." Skii retorted. Wolf smacked Skii on the back of the head and pulled him away.
"Bad doggo Skii, I'm gonna tell Boss what you said."
"No fair, you cursed too!" Skii whined
"Yes, but I'm a big bad wolf, you're a good little doggo." Wolf chuckled.
"Fuck that then, I'm gonna be an asshole." Skii joked. Darke unloaded the last Clawzar and walked over to the duo.
"Oh just kiss already and get a room." He coughed. "Skii, Boss wants to see you." Skii nodded with a slight smile.
"Darke, didn't you're mother tell you bestiality was bad?" He joked.
"My mom is dead." Darke said, his expression emotionless. Wolf came up behind Darke and dragged him away.
"Okay, thats enough depressing memories for today."
Skii turned and walked gingerly towards Boss' quarters, sarcastically high-fiving himself.
"Good job Skii, you fucked up someones day again."