JK: Why did the chat suddenly crash yesterday?!
Chen: Baekhyun, Jin, JinJin, and Kris played a prank on us.
ANUNUI: What did Jungkook say when he wanted to cook? "Cook ie."
JK: ...
V: go kill your-
Jackson: DON'T KILL YOUR MOTHER
V: -self
Jackson: heh oops. guess the blue dye is getting to my head
Mark: no that's just you
JK: you know you don't want me to die, Tae
V: NOT YOU IDIOT
BamBam: [sorry for the typos idk what was wrong with me] THE GODMN GEL WON'T LET ME GET RID OF MY MIDDLA PARTING
Mark: ok then...
Hoseok: STOP OK MARK WHY CAN'T YOU BE NORMAL AND SCREAM ALL THE TIME LIKE ME AND JACKSON
Jackson: YEAH!!!
Mark: ok
anhottie101: I'm a hottie 101
Suho: No, I am
Sehun: please refrain from using words such as 'hottie'
Bacon: *hawtie
Sehun: ...that's my mirror
Chanyeol: Does your mirror have a nice frame or something?
Sehun: no it has a nice reflection
Chanyeol: that makes no sense you can't see the mirror without seing yourself sEHun
Baekhyun: Exactly
Chanyeol: What
Bacon & Yoda: Lets leave this CHILD to die
Sehun: :(
Kai: it's okay sehunnie if we're still classified as kids hyungs have to buy us stuff
JK: hear that, 'hyungs'?
Yugyeom: JB hyung.
Sanha: MJ :-}
Sehun: Ok. I want bubble tea
D.O: go sh*t yourself
anohusj: excuse
Sehun: BUBBLE-
D.O: stfu
Sehun: -TEAAAA
JK: I WANT BUBBLE TAE
V: you want me to get ebola?
JK: WHat?
V: what.
JK: *dramatic hmph* fine then
V: What-
JK: Jimin~ let's go for that lunch thing you suggested. I changed my mind
Namjin: here we go again
JIMin: Ok!
V: whatever. Yoongi I'll go with you to..... that place you wanted to go to
Yoongi: K, sure.
Jimin: WHy didn't you ask me?
Yoongi: uh because taE just made this-
V: yoongi, let's go! you've wanted to go for ages
Jimin: he didn't tell me this.
V: Really? I thought he would have.
Yoongi: Ohh and after lets go to that park. I know it means a lot to you, tae
JK: WHat park?
V: forget it, jungkook. ANd yeah, that would be great
Yoongi: At least someone listens when I say something
Chanyeol: You guys are so unloyal
V: says you hyung!
Yoongi: if you were loyal there wouldn't be any chansoo
Baekhyun & Kai: WHAT CHANSOO??
Chanyeol: uh...
Sehun: Yes Baekhyun, Chansoo. Have a problem?
Baekhyun: Actually, no
*CHEESE CRINGE ALERT*
It doesn't matter as long as I have you.
Jackson: AWW CUTE, MARK LEARN.
Mark: I am your hyung, you are the one that should be learning.
Jackson: But you said I was a good boy... :(
[LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA I AM A GOOD BOY]
Mark: No, when? We don't even talk that much, we're not close
Jackson: fine.
[jackson has left]
Mark: He always does this, always-
Chanyeol: De Nile ain't just a river in Egypt, Mark
JB: Mark why would you say that?
Mark: What?... was it wrong? Is he angry
JB: These stupid people I have to deal with
Mark: Hey! I'm your hyung!
JB: Then act it.
Chen: I DECLARE PRANK WAR
Astro, Chanyeol & Xiumin: YEAHHHHHH
Suho: the teams will be...
8th May, 2017.
