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Humanity Fail.

"If your humanity wins over your pasta, then you might be killed".

"God damn it Zalgo". I say to myself as I lay on my bed. I barley slept the whole week we were there. "How am I supposed to get rid of my humanity". Zalgo said there's not much I can do. Is there anything I can do? Am I just going to be killed? WAS I SCREWED FROM DAY ONE?! "Damn It"! I yell slamming my fist on my dresser. This can't be fucking happening to me. Things were going so well and now this. "Alex". I look towards my door. Mindy was standing there giving me a concerned look. "Are you okay? what was that loud noise just now"? She asked. I let out a deep breath to calm down. "Nothing Mindy, I just hit my foot against my dresser, I'm fine, clumsy me". I said, giving a weak chuckle. "Well, okay". She says. "I was just leaving, excuse me". I said and quickly  Walked away.

I need help. Who do I talk to? "Lesser"! Sally yells. She runs up to the seven foot tall teen. "What does this say"? She held up a book to him. "Oh, that says Himalayas, the mountain ranges". He replies. "Thank you, lesser". Sally smiles and runs off. 'Of course'. I think to myself. Whenever someone needs something and slender's not around, they go to lesser. If anyone knows how to help me its him. "Lesser, I need your help". I say. "Sure, what do you need"? He ask me. I rub the back of my head. "Zalgo, recently told me, that I'm not a complete pasta". I said. Immediately after I said that, I heard a loud crash. I look up to see that lesser dropped his book he was reading. "I'm sorry...c-could you repeat yourself"? He asked. "Zalgo told me that my humanity was fighting against my pasta". Lesser jumped up and began pacing back and forth. "Okay, this is bad, very, very, very bad, okay, okay, calm down lesser, think this through, think damn you, think". He mumbles.

"Ummmmm". Was all I could manage. Finally, lesser turned to me. "Tell me exactly what he told you word from word". Lesser said. "But why"? I ask. "Just do it"! He yells. I jump but then tell him everything. Lesser nods occasionally. He sighs. "Okay, I have good news and bad news". He said. I listen intently. "Good news, Zalgo may have lied a little bit, you can actually help destroy your humanity". He said. I sigh in relief. "Thank god". I say. Then I remembered he said 'good AND bad news'. "Whats the bad news". "Its not exactly easy, in fact the margin for error is quite high". Lesser said. "we may undershoot it and it won't work well enough". He explained. "Or, we may overshoot it, and it works TO well, you'll be so far gone, there's no bringing you back". He said. My head falls. "How cheerful".

"Heh, heh, well, that's the only way". Lesser said. "Alright, it doesn't matter, what do I have to do, murder a few people"? I ask. He rubs the back of his neck. "No, that's not good enough, you need to do something unspeakable". He said. I didn't like this. "Wait, am I going to have to commit mass genocide? I don't like the idea of becoming a Neo Nazi". If he had eyes, I'm sure he would be rolling them. "No, but you'll probably have to torture someone". Somehow, mass genocide sounded better. "Hold on, lesser". I said. "I can kill someone just fine, but a prolonged, painful death just isn't my go to". "I mean, I slowly killed mindy father, and even though I hated the bastard, my strongest venom only lasted so long, I don't even like using it". He sighed. "I'm well aware of that, still, we've got no choice". I sigh. "Okay, lets do it".

"I don't like this". I whined. I'm sitting here in my lab, or more like my desk that I call my lab, trying to perfect my Satan's blood poison. The things I do to kill my humanity. I start to wonder how I'll turn out. Will I be completely insane like jeff? Or will I be more apathetic like hoodie. Whatever the outcome, I don't have a choice. "I guess I'd better just do it". I said to myself. It was then I noticed my beaker boiling over. "OH, CRAP, CRAP, CRAP, CRAP, CRAP"! I exclaimed, trying to clean it up.

Finally after a few more hours, I'm finished. Lesser said he would bring me someone. So I'm currently waiting in the basement while he does that. I'm super nervous. I had always prided myself on giving my victims quick deaths, well, somewhat quick. But never had I tortured someone. Like, really torture someone. I just don't like that word. It leaves a bad taste in my mouth. Suddenly, I feel pressure on my head. "Lesser". I said to myself. He appears with a man who looks like he's in his late twenties already unconscious. "Death row inmate, registered child sex offender and child murderer". He said as he straps him in the chair. "I thought that may help". He added. That made my blood boil. If there's one thing in this world I hate, its child abusers. "Thank you lesser, please step out". I said. He immediately turned to leave. "No need to tell me twice". He said. The men wakes up and starts to stir. To bad he was gagged. I step forward with my tools. "May god forgive you, because I won't". I said starting to work. Its over after a few hours. Lesser walked back in.

"How do you feel"? He asked me. Strangely, I felt nothing. No happiness, no anger, no remorse. Just...empty. I slowly look at lesser. "Nothing". I told him. Lesser cocks his head in a confused manner. "go on". He said. "Well, I feel nothing, it didn't give me any joy, it didn't give me any displeasure, I literally feel like this is a normal everyday thing for me". I said. He nods. "Well, Alex, I think we can safely say that you are humanity free, if you still had your humanity you would have stopped in the middle and gave him a mercy kill". I smiled.

"Humanity Fail".