How to Be Noticed by ☆OPPA☆

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All your problems solved just in one magic book! SO, LET THE FUN BEGIN.
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Your oppa has an ideal type, right? You know, all those interviews you stalked, had some references to this... Hahahah... my honey, I TELL YOU, N-E-V-E-R, DO NOT trust them. Only lies. 

So as a fan, you will wonder: What should I do then? Should I be more oppa-like to have similarities with him? Yes... yes... an answer *-*.

WRONG. TERRIBLY WRONG. YOUR OPPA WON'T NOTICE YOU LIKE THIS. The thing is that, you stalked your oppa, I know it girl, let's put the cards down. You know all the shits about him, height, weight, pants size, better than you know any school stuff. So, of course then, you know about the... SHIPS. Yes, the SHIPS are the answer.

You are probably like: "What? How can this be?"

Oh, lemme explain: the fans are making ships between the idols who are very close with eachother. Even if the ship is real or not, the people must have some reasons for being at least very good friends. So, the solution is s-i-m-p-l-e. Copy the person who is in the most popular ship with your oppa.

Example: You are at a fansign and see GDragon oppa. You didn't followed my instructions so you are wearing colthes which are exactly in his concept. Tch, tch. GD oppa won't notice you because he has his own self. *sad ending*

                  But, if you are at a fansign, wearing some clothes exactly in TOP's style, oh grrl, GD's kinda hidden and undiscovered gay side will get in action and shout: *in Jackson's voice eventually* CUTE! and bang bang bang, besides his autograph his phone number. Then bang bang bang, instantly his heart. Because nothing escapes from you, neither your oppa.

Simple and cute.

Next time: How to find your jams and--

Ups, sorry wrong outro. As if I know what in the name of Jisoos will my mind come with.