>>December 1st, 2003
Yesterday was the most horrendous, terrifying day of my life. Ever.
I was publicly humiliated in front of the majority of the world.
You're probably wondering what the hell happened - and to be honest, I'm not entirely sure.
All I know is that my life is Ruined. With a capital R. Because it's official. You might as well just get a red-hot poker and stamp 'SOCIETY REJECT' on my forehead. That's how bad it is.
So, basically, what happened was..... I was asked out. Haha, yeah, fooled you. Like they fooled me. I was falsely asked out by the most popular girl in Rayners' High. Her name's Jess. Jess Cropley. Jessica Robyn Cropley. Cute face. Cute smile. Nice to every person who she can get something out of. Meaner than Hell if she doesn't like you.
So she and her little entourage (consisting of Zoë, Audrey and Tasha) went up to me, with Jess at the front, and she just casually asked me if I was free on Saturday. Being the insecure loser I am, I said yes, because any guy who had any sort of brain would drop any plans they had to go out with this girl.
And that was when it started. Her dumb little friends sniggering behind her, whispering 'Did he really just say that?!' and 'Did he think she was being serious?!', and then Jess herself announcing, in front of half the school in the hallway, that (and this was her words exactly) 'This Ian boy is so gullible that he ACTUALLY believed that I'd asked him out! Can you believe it?!' - at which point the entire hallway burst out laughing.
Now you see my problem. Do you know why I want to die now?
Actually, no, this isn't the main reason. It's just made people dislike me even more.
>>>>>Essï's note<<<<<
hello, tangeriners and peeps of the internet!
Sorry this chapter was so short! I couldn't think of much else to write! I hope you liked it anyways!
Please check out my friend Zythandrapus's fanfic - it's really good! Although it's a Tobuscus-based fic, it's still really well written!
Please note: The majority of the names of the characters in this story aren't made up - I've taken them from people I know in real life - so if you see your name, please don't be offended by anything I write! It'll never relate to you as a real person! - Jess, for instance, I know in real life and she's lovely, and Vale is Zythandrapus herself!
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