Hey guys! those who commented on the last issue, THANKYOUUU. Next column will be a very special one including everyone who commented because this one is pretty quick and school is choking me.
So hows it going? bad way to start sorry.
Hows it going my wonderful lovelies! Today's column will talk a bit about this talk I had with my seven year old little sister and her mysterious childish thoughts about lovee.
Lets begin my lovers!
Sister:How does it feel when you kiss a boy on the lips?
Me: Weird.
Sister: Do you have to get married in a church?
Me:No
Sister: Do you have to kiss the person when you get married?
Me:YES CHILD YES.
(then my mom butts in)
Mom: Well if you do, I wish you luck that the person you're marrying brushes his teeth. BRUSH YOUR TEETH!
Me: Mom....you're scaring her.
Mom: How?! All I'm saying is...WAIT UP! Does your sister have a crush on someone?!
Me:Probably.
Sister: I don't know...I'm just wondering....how it feels like..
Me:Are we done with this interview? I ain't Oprah!
Sister:Who's Oprah?
Me:*sighs* Nevermind.
Sister: Can you buy a house before you get married?
Me:Sure.
Sister:When you grow up can I live with you?
Me:No thanks we're already sharing a room.
Sister:Awwh shoot.....
Me:Yeah anyways why don't you do your hw?
Sister:I was on clubpenguin and someone said LAUL (LOL)
Me:You mean LOL?
Sister: Yeah what does that mean?
Me: Laughing Out Loud.
Sister: Why would I be laughing out loud?
Me:.............because.....you're ....a....clown?
Sister:*walks away offended*
AND THERE YOU HAVE IT! DONT EVER TELL A SEVEN YEAR OLD KID THEY LOOK LIKE A CLOWN...UNLESS THEY ARE ONE......but they will tell mommy you offended them so don't do it!
Question of the week: If you have a little sibling or friend, what is the most awkwardest and weirdest question they have asked you?
May love to you, be iridescent forever :),
friday1064 ;)
