Wtf did I just read

The monkey

So one day a man was lost in the woods and he decided to go into an abandoned log cabin. He hears a guy say don't you go in there Sony boy you die. But he went. At this point you think he will be ok but he hear gurgling??? He herd it and started shaking. It was coming behind a door, so the idiot went to check. And it was a monkey drinking.....".................................... BLECH. Dun dun dunnnnnnnnn. So when this happened, he sat down at the table with the monkey and they had a little tea party with the monkey. The end