The Life Of Grandma

Chapter 1

Herro dare or Herro rare I'm Grandma and I live a very complex life with weird family. Don't get me started on my stupid Grand daughter Natalie. No grand daughter would ever try to have a boxing match with a grandma right? NO this one is so stupid I'm a 64 year old with a weak bones!!!!! Instead of being kind and making me pizza this one tries to send me to hospital. I have 4 grand daughters in total 1 is adopted and i wouldn't care if she jumped off a cliff but she's an improvement from Natalie definatly. I have 2 other grand daughters and they are pretty good. Mary raised them right but Angel is the one that raised that annoying brat that steals my chicken RIP. Now Natalie's Dad and Grandpa is Leonardo Di Caprio and i don't even want to know how that works. I have a wise mother Annitta that is almost about to die but you know she still enjoys going out and shopping. I have an older sister that is annoying and writes the worst book ever. Her name is Hayley and her laugh sounds like a seal and likes to snack on pitaccio's at 1am. I probably have more family but right know i can't rememeber shit. This is my weird family. Now grandma needs a nap so you can cook me food.