Why does this little boy keep staring at me everytime I come to the playground? It's so creepy! I'm tired of it honestly. Wait...why is he coming over here...no no no go back ugh!
?:HIIII!
Gosh his voice is so annoying!
?:What's your name?
You: Y/N why?
?: Oh you're cute!
Umm ew?
You: Umm thanks
?: I'm Bambam, wanna be my friend?
What kind of name is BamBam?
You: Sure I guess.
5 years later
You: Come on, I'm your best friendddd! Why won't you tell me?
Bambam: It's embarassing!
You: Please for me?!
Bambam: Fine! My real name is Kunpimook Bhuwakal! Happy?!
You: *trying to hold in laughter* It's not that bad!
Bambam: I hate you
You: You love me
2 years later
Bambam: Pleaseeee for me?!
You: Bambam I am not going to dab with you
Bambam: If you truly loved me you would do it
You: I hate you *violently dabs*
Bambam: I love you *violently dabs*
Bambam: All hail to the Dab King and Queen!
* violently dabs together*
10 years later
Bambam: Hurry up slow poke!
You: Don't rush me!
Bambam: Last one there has to cook dinner for a whole week...
Bambam: I knew that would work.
You: Oh shut up you know I can't cook.
Bambam: Oh whatever I have something I need to ask you...
Bambam: Will you be my girlfriend?
You: *starts tearing up* Of course Kunpimook Bhuwakal!!!
Bambam: *groans and chuckles* What have I gotten myself into?
Present Day
"I'm so glad you finally stopped stalking me at the park and finally talked to me like a normal kid and I'm glad you asked me to be your friend and I'm proud of the relationship we developed along the way. You were always so silly and mischevious but I loved every bit of it. Don't forget we will always be the Dab King and Queen! I love you Kunpimook Bhuwakal."
You laid the flowers on his grave and pressed a kiss to the headstone of that silly child that you loved.
