"Rants" with Karry and Fart and Everything in Between

Percy Jackson part 1

Percy Jackson Rants By: EpicGaming3041(Epic), and MythologyLover666(Myth)

Oh, We Have A conversation About Someone named Grandpa-Chu and Bork Bork, I can assure you they are just nicknames, Grandpa-Chu, is not an old man. They are friends of ours at school that we LOVE to ship, for the fun of it.

    Myth: Welcome to Rants, Percy Jackson Style, Me and My Friend Epic are ranting about Book Vs Movie, Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief

Epic: WAIT!! Who said I was ranting Percy Jackson! I don't even know anything! Other than he's in a book...

Myth: Oh yeah, I'M ranting  and Epic will comment on them.....I think, right Epic

Epic: I will just be drawing over here if ya need meh... (epic walks away)

Myth: Soooo, back to me anyway, Grab Your Sword, Answer Your Iris Message, and Hop on Mrs. O'Leary, we're  about to take a trip down demigod alley.

Myth: OK first things first, at the beginning of the movie, it shows Zeus and Poseidon meeting, (Weeeel fighting but, who cares), but in the book it doesn't even FREAKING show them, or FREAKING TALK about them meeting, and at the beginning it shows that Zeus found out PErcy was a Son of Poseidon, before PERCY HIMSELF, found out, I was like, WHAT THE F***,
Are the directors brain dead or something, I mean COME ON.

Myth: Next up: Yancy Academy, It doesn't show Nancy Bobofit, or her posse, when in the book it is with NANCY FREAKING BOBOFIT, that Percy first finds out about his powers, and in doing so, he catches Ms. Dodds (ACA... A Fury * Grover shouts* Call them Kindly Ones * Grover Stops Shouting* * Me Shouts at Grover * I DON'T care if they come and eat my face off or something, i'm making my point, thank you very much, * I Stop Shouting*) eye, and she 'talks' with him, which, makes Chiron (ACA.... Mr. Brunner), speed up the process of taking him to CHB, ( Huh, I just realized, that that kind a looks like CUBBY, Sorry I got of track, sometimes I think I have ADHD, with my inevitability to sit still, and me prone to getting off track, I'll stop talking now) BUT, in the FREAKING movie, they don't even F*****G mention that whole F*****G SCENCE, MORE EVIDENCE OF THE "SUPER SMART DIRECTORS" BEING F*****G BRAIN DEAD.(BTW I hope you heard the sarcasm when I said "SUPER SMART DIRECTORS", if not you might have a few waves missing from your ocean if y'know what I mean).

Epic: Myth?? Ya ok?? I heard swearing! That's never good with you!

Myth: I'll be fine Epic, BTW, tell me if this gets out of hand, oh and Epic.

Epic: ya?????????

Myth: Can you tell the Wonderful Readers that their Miiiiiiight, be a biiiiit more swearing, though it will be minor swearing.

Epic: be warned, when myth is ranting: you get swearing.

Myth: OK then, I Will Rant Two more vital points BEFORE Percy gets too camp then i'll call it a day, BUT don't worry readers, I will Have A Part 2,3 and Maybe 4 after this is posted, K, gooood.

Myth: Hey Epic,you hanging in their.

Epic: ya! I'm just editing on Wattpad right now! (If ya haven't read Pink Girl's Bow, go read it now!!)

Myth: Ok, I will, then I will get back to ranting, I need a break, but don't worry i'll be right back.....Maybe.

Epic: ok...... take ya break! I'll just be drawing in ma corner...

Myth: You Go do that....BTW I just updated my profile, and now....i'm crying at what I put for location, I still can't believe that was a choice.

Epic: *laughing in corner* dat location dough!

Myth: *Screaming at Epic*, It's not funny though my future husba....uh, boyfrien.....um, I mean friend.. Yeah Friend, fell into Tartarus AGAIN, and for the Second time ALONE, without me.
But, IF you weren't so into Percy Jackson as I am, I guess it's kinda funny, But That DOESN'T make it right.

Epic: IS THERE A SHIP I SEE?!? (#stoleborkborksline)

Myth: *Has a 'really' look on her face*, funny, real funny *Smiles Mischievously*, who knew you liked bork bork so much that you would memorize her line, Buuuut, I think your memorized more than that, *Falls on Floor, (Or off bed), Laughing), i'm suck a Troll, Ok, Ok I'll stop.

Epic: hey! I know someone who likes Bork Bork even more!! Wanna guess??

Myth: Yah, I know, chop_chop-1 does!

Epic: I was thinking Grandpa-chu or Jeffery but that works...

Myth: WAIT, I change my Mind it is DEFINITELY, and true as I am a girl,*Drumroll*.......Grandpa-Chu, *Falls on floor laughing*

Epic: *laughing hard in her corner* I bet we are dead tomorrow when Bork Bork sees us.....

Myth: Oh, I wouldn't count on it I heard that Grandpa-Chu is going over her house today, Bork Bork might be to sore to come to school.

Epic: *laughs so hard she's crying* you did not just go there!!!

Myth: Oh YES I Did, *Looks At Clock* Oh, I have to go, sorry but my dad's making diner and I have to be on time or I don't eat, so i'll be back, BYE for now.

Epic: I guess we will end this chapter here! Bye bye!!!