Me and my friends flaws.

Lazie

My #1 friend. Dear Lazie, you are an amazing bomb a-- friend. But you also, have A lot of flaws. And I'm here to point them out!

*One day in 4th grade*

Ok, so back then, five nights at freddy's was popular, and we had to make a project of 3 people to make a game of anything. Lazie wanted to make it five nights at freddy's themed, so we agreed. I didn't want it to be a simple normal classic board game, so I thought we should make it as a clock. She agreed :D 

Next day she makes it her own way. OKAY THEN. Alright, let's get to it :D

Me:Hey Lazie, can we use this as a table?

L: Sure. *Paints words*

Gg(gamergirl):I think that made the board game a little to messy, Lazie :/ We should clean it off while we still have time and write the words instea-

L:*throws paint brush at Gg* NO ONE LET'S ME DO ANYTHING I WANNA DO!! I JUST WANTED TO PAINT OKAY? STOP THINKING YOU HAVE CONTROL OVER ME *glasses fall on ground, but still glares at Gg* I HAVE A LIFE TOO IM NOT A PUPPET OKAY? LET ME DO MY OWN THINGS GOD!! No one ever lets me do anything..

(Maybe bc you over top it?)

Me:But didn't you decide the board- you know what, I'm not even gonna argue

Gg: Yes we do! But you never listen to ours! AND DONT SAY IM CONTROLLING YOU I ONLY SUGGESTED WE GET RID OF THE PAINT SO IT DOESNT LOOK LIKE A MESS

L: Yea, I do! You're just to bossy to never let me join in on this project! You're so bossy! AND ItS NOT A MESS IM MORE CREATIVE THAN YOU OKAY SO SHUT UP

Gg: I'm bossy? How dare you! You're the one who didn't listen to Toast's idea, stuck in your own world, only focusing on you're ideas! OH SO NOW YOU WANNA BRING UP CREATIVITY? ATLEAST IM ORGANIZED AND DONT THROW FITS OVER A GAMER WE'RE MAKING

L: No,I listened! AND I DONT THROW FITS OVER GAMES

Me:*Makes eye contact with Luke and nods. 'They're both crazy.'*

Gg:No you didn't! Then this would look like a clock, not a dumb board game that looks like a 5 year old painted it!

*fight continues on until both are out of breath*

Me:Hey it's okay guys! :D *hugs both of them tightly* It's just a game, plus Ms.Visy said we all work together! Not fight, c'mon what'd you say? :D Let's forget this happened, and continue on!*tickles*

L:*laughs* Okay :D

Luke:*walks over* You guys need to stop. Lazie, you're being a brat right now. It's just a game. You need to calm down.

L:GREAT THANKS A LOT LUKE NOW YOU RUINED MY DAY YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE YOU TOO NO ONE EVER LISTENS TO ME OR MY FEELINGS DO YOU KNOW HOW IM FEELING DEEP DOWN INSIDE I WISH I NEVER CAME TO SCHOOL I HATE YOU ALL

Me:Right, okay, I'll be on my way so uhhhhh...

*One day on the grass*

Okay, so me and my friends played this game and we made homes for fun at lunch. We called these miny plants apple trees, pumkins,etc. Wanna know what happened when I plucked a few out of the ground?

*Plucks a few plants Lazie called Apple trees out of the ground* 

Me:Lazie look! Look what I found!

Lazie:TOAST LOOK WHAT YOU DID YOU JUST KILLED THEM DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TAKES FOR THEM TO GROW

Me:Uh..*panicks*Every...Spring?

Lazie:I HATE YOU I HOPE U DIE AND GET UR HEAD FLUSHED DOWN THE TOILET IM NEVER SPEAKING TO YOU AGAIN YOU JERK

Me: *Guiltily looks at ground* Did I do something wrong?

Cindy:No, she's just crazy.

Here to continue? Well let's see...

*little toy breaks*

Lazie:OH MY GAWD VINNY *Beats him to death* I HOPE YOU GO TO HELLL *bursts in tears*

Gg: ...

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Gg:*phone rings and picks up* Yea, what's up Lazie?

L:*Is in tears* Kayleigh won't share my lps with me. She keeps saying no*cries*

Gg thinks:A second grader.... is just saying no.... and you're in fifth grade...

Gg:Kayleigh, can you please share? It's Lazie's lps you know..

Kayleigh:Whyyyyy?

Gg: Because, it's hers. And you know none of the guys will like you if you don't sharrrreee

Kayleigh:*gasps* OK

Gg:*hangs up* What just happened..

Let's move to sixth grade, the present now, aye m8?

L:I WANNA BE IN A CAR CRASH SOMEDAY

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...Let's just say her life is based off quotes, google, and song lyrics.

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L:I HATE YOU TOO :D I HOPE I GET TO TORTURE YOU AND UR GF WILL BALL HER EYEBALLS OUT HA

******:Ok, I hate you too. Gtg, bye.

L:BYYYYEEE

Me:Lol

L:Ok, Toast, tbh i kinda like him .,.

Me:Ooooookkkkkkkkkk...

L:But it's to late I'm already dating some one :3

Me:Really,who?

L:Wyatt!! You know, the guy in my day dreams :3

Me: ...........................................................I have to go to the bathroom

L:SAME ILL GO WITH YOU TOO, TO STALK YOU THROUGH THE STALLS

Me:IM MOVING TO OHIO

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***:Omg, Lazie my dog died*cries*

L:Um,ok

***:Lazie my grand father died, and his sickness has spread to my parents! *bursts in tears*

L:Um, ok.

***:Lazie,I have Cancer.

L:*is 500 miles away and has a mic* EW OK

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L:I don't say no to anyone but people I trust,ok! No one understands me!!!

(soooooooooooo if a guy told you to jump off a bridge.......................)

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L:IM NOT SUICIDAL

the next day

L:I wonder what it feels like to die...

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