My flaws

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Mk, let's talk about my flaws,ok?
I probably have THE WORST flaws so uh... let's get started :D

Rp(random person): Hey, what's ur name?

Me:*turns around* Huh-what-oh... who are you?

Rp:I'm rp :D what's ur name

Me:Uh-Toast

Rp:Great, wanna hang out today?

Me:Oh,uh,n-no ~Quickly, make up a lie~ I,uh.... already am hanging out with someone, annndddd they ummm wanna play in private .___.

Rp:Oh that's okay, wanna hang out tomorrow

Me:Uhhhh o-97@$$

Rp:Wait wut

Me:*speaks very quietly* Noooooooo..

*Mumbles to self*

Rp:Uhhhhhhhh *backs away*

Me:*runs into a crowd of people* Phew that was close! I wonder why I barely have any friends O.o

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Mk, just act normal, act all cool and stuff, everything's normal, ur not scared in embarrassment to fall-*trips over someone's shoe* Me:AAAHHH

Guy:Oh,are u ok? I'm really-

Me:Yea it's fine I'm gonna go now BUH BYE

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Me:Mk, Nathan don't mess up on this

Nathan:*messes up*

Me:*Turns into a meteor* HGGFHFDGHGHGJ

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Me:Can I tell you something?

Lazie:Um,ok.

Me:Ur voice sounds like an old man mixed with a little 5 year old

Lazie:Oh...umm.... *tears fall down*

Me: .___. I mean uh-

Lazie:...BUHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Me: .... ._.

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Me:*takes 2 dollars from someone's wallet* .,.

Guy:Wha- WHERES MY LUNCH MONEY?????

Me:*buys him icecream and a yogurt*

Guy:Omg thank u so-

Me:Now u owe me :3

Guy:Oh,ok! Meet me near the skinny tree near the exit over there tmrrw

Me:Ok

Gets 2$ next day

Me:Mehehehhehehehe -3-

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Lazie:TOAST I KNOW YOU STOLE MY SHARPIE

Me: What no I didn't .___.

Lazie: -.-' yes you did I could dig through ur back pack *opens backpack and finds sharpie*

Me:OH LOOK THE BELL RING GOTTA GET TO MATH CLASS BYE LAZIE *runs before she could grab sharpie*

Lazie: You ### #### #### ###### #%*$!
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Me:*Takes Lazie's Llama*
*on the bus after school*

Me:Okay you swear u won't ask or take it back when I tell u what I stole from u

Lazie:Fine,I swear. Plus it's old and it's probably going to be something I don't even like.

Me:I took ur Llama today -w- and u can't get it backkkk

Lazie:YOU LITTLE-

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I think that's all :/

I'm the master at theivery -3- but I always give it back

Sometimes...

Anyways that's all I could think of xD I'll ask my friends my flaws and make a part 2 later. See u next timmeee

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