Mk, let's talk about my flaws,ok?
I probably have THE WORST flaws so uh... let's get started :DRp(random person): Hey, what's ur name?
Me:*turns around* Huh-what-oh... who are you?
Rp:I'm rp :D what's ur name
Me:Uh-Toast
Rp:Great, wanna hang out today?
Me:Oh,uh,n-no ~Quickly, make up a lie~ I,uh.... already am hanging out with someone, annndddd they ummm wanna play in private .___.
Rp:Oh that's okay, wanna hang out tomorrow
Me:Uhhhh o-97@$$
Rp:Wait wut
Me:*speaks very quietly* Noooooooo..
*Mumbles to self*
Rp:Uhhhhhhhh *backs away*
Me:*runs into a crowd of people* Phew that was close! I wonder why I barely have any friends O.o
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Mk, just act normal, act all cool and stuff, everything's normal, ur not scared in embarrassment to fall-*trips over someone's shoe* Me:AAAHHH
Guy:Oh,are u ok? I'm really-
Me:Yea it's fine I'm gonna go now BUH BYE
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Me:Mk, Nathan don't mess up on this
Nathan:*messes up*
Me:*Turns into a meteor* HGGFHFDGHGHGJ
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Me:Can I tell you something?
Lazie:Um,ok.
Me:Ur voice sounds like an old man mixed with a little 5 year old
Lazie:Oh...umm.... *tears fall down*
Me: .___. I mean uh-
Lazie:...BUHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Me: .... ._.
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Me:*takes 2 dollars from someone's wallet* .,.
Guy:Wha- WHERES MY LUNCH MONEY?????
Me:*buys him icecream and a yogurt*
Guy:Omg thank u so-
Me:Now u owe me :3
Guy:Oh,ok! Meet me near the skinny tree near the exit over there tmrrw
Me:Ok
Gets 2$ next day
Me:Mehehehhehehehe -3-
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Lazie:TOAST I KNOW YOU STOLE MY SHARPIE
Me: What no I didn't .___.
Lazie: -.-' yes you did I could dig through ur back pack *opens backpack and finds sharpie*
Me:OH LOOK THE BELL RING GOTTA GET TO MATH CLASS BYE LAZIE *runs before she could grab sharpie*
Lazie: You ### #### #### ###### #%*$!
________Me:*Takes Lazie's Llama*
*on the bus after school*Me:Okay you swear u won't ask or take it back when I tell u what I stole from u
Lazie:Fine,I swear. Plus it's old and it's probably going to be something I don't even like.
Me:I took ur Llama today -w- and u can't get it backkkk
Lazie:YOU LITTLE-
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I think that's all :/
I'm the master at theivery -3- but I always give it back
Sometimes...
Anyways that's all I could think of xD I'll ask my friends my flaws and make a part 2 later. See u next timmeee
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Me and my friends flaws.
Short StoryHere is a story (aka a list) of me and my friend's flaws. No one is perfect, yet some of my friends believe they're like god and have no flaws. Everyone has flaws, and I'm here to point out the crazy flaws of each and everyone of my friends. Because...