a fucking abomination of a book

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Ok so a Man named Ben was pregnant with a boy and Ben didn't know who the father of his child was so he went on a adventure to find the father.
(Keep in mind the dood who is perganant is a wanted criminal)

So he made a treasure map(idk)

Then he did that.

While Ben was on his journey he came across a wizard(just imagine gandalf(is that how you spell it?))

So the wirzard was like"its not safe to go alone, take this"

You have acquired a wooden sword1!1!1!

Then Ben was on his way.

Ben had to hide in the trees because if you remember he is wanted criminal.

So he slept in the trees so the police won't find him(What even)

But little did Ben know that the father is a COP but he doesn't know that YET1!!1!1

Ok so he finally finds the father and the father is like"you are under arrest criminal!1!1!" Then Ben says"but you are the father of my child!1!1!"so the father says "O ok then m8" not questioning anything BUT THAN THE BEN GUY IS ABOUT TO HAVE THE BABY!2!!11!!1!1!

So they go to the hospital and he gives birth to a little girl.

Months later the cop dad is taking out the trash and he realises the baby is in the trash! The baby is undertale trash so he doesn't question anything like that other time, and takes the baby back inside

                       The End

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what the hell did I write

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⏰ Last updated: Dec 15, 2017 ⏰

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