Mad Hatter/Harry&Draco

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Harry: My friends don't walk they run

Draco: Potter ,I don't care about your friends modes of transportation

Harry: skinny dip in rabbit holes for fun

Draco: I knew Gryffindors were werid, but this is just disturbing.

Harry:popping popping balloons with guns

Draco: what is this thing you call a gun?

Harry: Getting high off helium

Draco: What???

Harry: We paint white roses

Draco: everyone has a hobby

Harry: Each shade from a different person's head

Draco:😨😨😨😨😨

Harry: this dream,this dream is a killer getting drunk with a blue caterpillar

Draco:You really are high aren't you?

Harry:I'm peeling the skin off my face  cause I really hate being safe.

Draco: good now no one will have look at your ugly face.
👌👌

Harry:the normal , they make me afraid . They crazies make me feel sane😨

Draco:. . . . . . . . .

Harry:I'm nuts ,baby I'm mad the craziest friend😨that you ever had.

Draco: we are not friends😒

Harry: you think I'm psycho, you think I'm gone

Draco: cause you are!!!

Harry: tell the psychiatrist something is wrong

Draco: I don't know what that is. I am not a mudblood lover like you.

Harry:over the bend, entirely bonkers you like me best when I'm off my rockers

Draco:?????

Harry:tell you a secret in not alarmed so what if I'm crazy, the best people are.

Draco : I'm actually concerned for your mental health

Harry:where is my prescription?

Draco: I Don't Know?!!!??

Harry:doctor doctor please listen

Draco: I am not a doctor

Harry : My brain is scattered you be the Alice I'll be the mad Hatter

Draco malfoy has signed out and is now going to therapy.

Harry: people can be so weird sometimes.

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⏰ Last updated: May 13, 2017 ⏰

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