Funny jokes/quotes

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Hey everyone! So today I bring you funny quotes and joke! I hope at least one of these make you laugh! Okay! Let's get to it!

1; some people are like clouds, when they disappear, it's a beautiful day
2; *BOOM*
mom: what was that?
Me: my shirt fell
Mom: it sounded a lot heavier than that...
Me: I was in it
3; don't give up on your dreams.
     Keep sleeping.
4; I am not lazy, I am on energy saving mode
5; I may be drunk, miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly
6; I'm gonna to stand outside so if anyone asks, I'm outstanding

So that's all for now! Hope ya enjoyed, see y'all later!

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