Adult!Kenny x Reader Oneshots

Kenny x wealthy! Reader ~ My girlfriend, the sugar mama (Part 2)

Ayyy what's up boys and girls here is part two! Sorry for the long wait I'm currently going through a series of mutliple pre-mid life crisis moments and heavy depression phases due to my bad health. I can't stop being sick and I got a numerous amount of visits at the doctors, but even they can't find what it is nor give me any medications that can end my never ending pain. I'm feeling weaker than usual and I got big bone aches everywhere, mostly completly unexpectedly. So don't be surprised if I disappear for a few weeks or maybe more than a month next time. I hope to update as soon as I can because my motivation is high for now! *Kenny voice* Woo-hoo xD

Next part is gonna be the last part, involving a Lemon~

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Waking up with a headache, I groaned and sat up from my (f/c) Queen sized bed. How long have I been sleeping? I glared on my phone and looked at the time. 1:24 PM. Time for a walk, I guess.

I took a walk while hoping my headache would finally go away. It was pretty sunny and slightly warmer than a few hours ago. Thank god. With the previous colder temperature my headache would have had worsened for sure. I sighed walking through an alley, it looked awful similar. Having my head down and half opened eyes, I remembered back to what my mom told me months ago.

,,Get yourself a boyfriend already! You're in the perfect age for a relationship."

She said that as if it is that easy. A boyfriend can't just magically appear in front of anyone! There's big effort needed for that and this kind of effort, due to my busy schedule, is not really possible. Also, I was shy as heck...

All of the sudden, I bumped into someone and a small scream was heard. It was a little black haired boy, maybe age ten, with a blue shirt and pants, sitting on the floor with big wondering eyes.

,,Oh hell no I'm so sorry!! Are you hurt?" I lifted him up with a shocked face.

,,No I'm alright tehehe!" he said all cutesy, "Who are you?" he continued, tilting his head a little.

,,I'm (f/n) and you?"

,,I'm Ike Broflovski!"

,,Ah."

We stared at each other for almost one minute, an awkward silence came between us, until he started to say something again. Lucky me, I was very bad at small talk anyways.

,,Do you want to walk home with me?" he asked.

I shrugged completly confused.

,,Sure why not I guess..."

So we walked to his house, the "Broflovski home". It was a green house.

Little Ike opened the door and went inside.

,,Bye!" he said to me cheerfully and ran inside, the door closing behind him. Welp, that was strange. He's cute though, he could be the perfect little brother for me. What a sweetheart. I turned around to leave, but after a few steps a boy with a green hat and orange clothing ran over to me, dodging me down.

,,Ouch what the fuck man!!" I screamed in pain, trying to push him away from me.

,,Why the hell were you with my brother?! Are you some kind of kidnapper? Or offender? Get away from him immediately!"

I threw my arms up in the air in defense, "Hell nah!! I would never hurt a damn kid. He just asked me to walk him home and since I had nothing else to do I gave in. Now get off me you punk!"

His face suddenly went white and he stood up.

,,Oh god he did it again. I'm sorry my little brother does that from time to time. It's so dangerous I told him multiple times to stop doing this!! Anyways I'm sorry."