Jikook Oneshots

Mission Jeonlous

"He's absolutely unbelievable!" Jimin exclaimed.
Taehyung and Yoongi invited a tense Jimin out for a drink after realizing that he was practically on the verge of tears at all times for the past few weeks. Jimin was currently venting about his so-called boyfriend Jungkook who barely treated Jimin like they were in a relationship. Jungkook had begun avoiding Jimin at all costs, off and on camera, without explaining anything to Jimin. Yeah, they still texted, but anytime Jimin asked him what was wrong he would never respond. On text Jungkook was normal, but in real life he acted like Jimin didn't exist.
Yoongi took a sip of his beer, "I'm aware. Relationships are kind of dumb nowadays. I mean he must have a reason, but if he's not going to tell you then he's just being flat out stupid."
"Yoongi-hyung is right Jiminie. You know he is. Have you tried to talk to him about it in real life?" Taehyung asked, rubbing Jimin's back soothingly.
Jimin sighed, "Of course! Whenever I do he always just pushes me away though."
There was a moment of silence where all three of the boys started collectively thinking about the situation.
Yoongi's face lit up, "Alright so I have an idea that I think could really work."
"I'm listening." Jimin responded.
Yoongi continued, "Well since we all know whether you and Jungkook were dating or not he always got jealous why don't we make him jealous? I mean I'm completely willing to flirt with you if it means everything would be cool again. I'm sure Taehyung would be fine with it too." Yoongi threw a wink in his direction.
Taehyung blushed, "Yeah, I'd be fine with it if you are Jimin. If you really want you can ask Hobi-hyung, Jin-hyung, and Namjoon-hyung if they're okay with it too."
Jimin pondered the idea before deciding that it would probably work better than what he was originally going to do. Although his original idea was just to give up so technically it wasn't really an idea.
"Alright, sounds like a pretty good idea. Tomorrow while we're filming our Bangtan Gayo episode we can go through with it. I'll just be really touchy and probably say some pick up lines somewhere in between so just try to act natural, okay guys?" Jimin chuckled.
Yoongi and Taehyung both nodded and laughed along. The rest of the night was filled with jokes and flirtatious gestures to get them ready for tomorrow. While Jimin was out with the two other men he texted Hoseok, Namjoon, and Jin to tell them about their plan and see if they wanted to join in. Of course, all three of them said yes. Anytime Jungkook got jealous all of the members would make jokes about it to each other but never to him. So of course they would love to join in on another one of their inside jokes together.
Taehyung, Yoongi, and Jimin all got home safely and slept like babies thinking about what was waiting for them to come tomorrow.

Jimin woke up to Taehyung jumping on top of him. At first Jimin was a little bit confused as to why Taehyung was up before him until he remembered their brilliant plan. Jimin and Jungkook shared a room so Jimin guessed that Taehyung was getting a head start on making Jungkook jealous.
Jimin batted his eyelashes and stretched, releasing an adorable yawn that made a cooing Taehyung squish Jimin's cheeks. In his peripheral vision Jimin could see that Jungkook was just waking up and staring at them with a confused look on his face. Jimin completely ignored Jungkook and started giggling into Taehyung's comforting chest. They stayed like that for a while until Jungkook let out an over exaggerated sigh which made the duo turn their heads towards the youngest.
Taehyung got off of Jimin first, "Aw, is our precious maknae awake?"
"Yeah because you woke me up early you ass." Jungkook mumbled.
Jimin scolded, "Hey! Don't be rude to my best friend!"
Jungkook whispered, "Are you fucking kidding me?" under his breath and finally got out of his bed to go to the bathroom.
Jungkook looked at himself in the mirror. 'What is happening to me?' Jungkook thought to himself. He began avoiding Jimin because he was worried that they were being too obvious and hoped that maybe sleeping in different beds, although in the same room, would help Jimin understand. However, seeing Taehyung all over his boyfriend, waking Jimin up the way only Jungkook should, made Jungkook's blood boil. Jungkook splashed water on his face and dried off before getting ready for filming later that day.
Meanwhile, Taehyung and Jimin did their special secret handshake once Jungkook got in the bathroom and Jimin thanked Jesus and everything holy for making Taehyung his best friend. After that they both started to get dressed and Jimin hoped that Jungkook knew that the fun had only begun.