Mari: What would you do of I told you I was pregnant?
Sabine: I would disown you and kick you out.
Mari: Chat I can tell her... I'll just have to abort.
Sabine: OH HELL NO!! Is it girl or boy??
Mari: WTF
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Mom...
Mari: What would you do of I told you I was pregnant?
Sabine: I would disown you and kick you out.
Mari: Chat I can tell her... I'll just have to abort.
Sabine: OH HELL NO!! Is it girl or boy??
Mari: WTF