Nerd

The Twitter Distraction

I smiled humming happily as I scrolled through tumblr . The fans don't think that we go on tumblr but we do, just to see all the crazy stuff they post about us.Tired, of scrolling through pictures of us, I decided to tweet to the fans.

"Hey, guys! You all look beautiful today"

As soon as I sent the tweet all of my followers started tweeting me.

"To: ZaynSwagg From: LillianMalik

Oh Zayn, always making a lady feel good about herself"

I smiled at the tweet and a bunch of others I was getting from them. I chuckled at my small glowing computer because soon I had over a hundred retweets.

"Hey Zayn, you do realize that you are single so you can go out with yourself, right?"

This made me laugh, as I shook my head, a small smile adorning my face. Just to make the fans laugh, I pulled up a second tap and typed in facebook. After logging in, I clicked on my settings smirking at the relationship setting. I almost clicked changed when I realized a much funnier idea.

Clicking the red X, I closed that tap, and tweeted a short message to all of my followers hoping to make them smile.

"Facebook said I can't be in a relationship...with myself"

"Harry! Liam! Guys!"

I waited a few seconds listening to the pounding off feet coming toward me. As my door burst open, I was quickly shot dead by all four guys carrying Nerf guns.

"YAY! We got Zayn!," Louis shouted, fist pumping as Liam and Harry high fived.

"Guys, first of all, you cheated I didn't have my gun on me because it took you so long to find me," I started but hurried on when Louis and Harry were about to protest, " Second of all, take out your phones and log onto Twitter."

They nodded, pausing at first to give me a curious look as they pulled out their own phones.

"What do I do know?"

I explained my idea, and a smile lit up on their face one by one.

"That's so cool!"

"Great idea!"

"Brilliant!"

"That's so smart!"

Their finger flashed across their  keyboard, as they typed out their perfectly planned tweets, and their team photos.As each one sent a tweet to twitter, a alert sounded off.

"HaroldStyles69: Hey, does anyone know why Zayn is crying he said something about him not being able to..date himself?"

"Mr.SassyAss: Zayn's upset about facebook! Wasn't lying in the video diary when I said, Zayn is Vain"

"Daddy_Liam_ Direction:  Something wrong with facebook!?! Zayn's not allowed to date himself!?!?! CRAZY!!"

"NiallerIsFood: I don't know why Zayn wants to date him when he can date food! What Facebook won't allow that!?!? Not going on there...hehehehe"

The boys laughed when the fans started tweeting their comments. One girl said she laughed so hard that her parents took her to the Montana Emergency Hospital.By the time the boys and I were done laughing were extra red like a firetruck.

"Niall, if you tag me, we can battle later after we 'kill'  them now," I whispered as I rested my large tan hands on my Nerf gun.Niall tilted his head and thought about it before lightly tapping my hand.

"1, 2, 3," Niall counted yelling three. Niall and I whirled on the boys who just looked up from their phones, their eye wide.Before they could even think about grabbing their Nerf guns, Niall and I shot them before yelling in victory!

"NOTT FAIR!"

"We were on Twitter that doesn't count!"

"Yeah!"

"Alright!," Niall yelled, high fiving me.I pretended I was still celebrating before shooting Niall who was teasing the other boys.

"No FAIR!," Niall whined while Liam, Harry, and Louis started laughing.

"Round 2?," I asked, when the laughter died down.

"You're on!"

I nodded just as my computer dinged with a Twitter alert.Stupidly, I craned my neck to look at who tweeted when four Nerf bullets hit me, just as I saw who tweeted.

"HaroldStyles69: Zayn's about to get shot with Nerf bullets, hahaha!"

My face twisted in a pout as I looked at Harry in disbelief.

"You cheated!"

"No one said we couldn't use Twitter!," Louis yelled loudly before running away the rest of the boys following.

I wish I could date myself so my other self can help me get revenge.

"HERE I COME!," I screamed, running after them, with Nerf gun aimed.

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Author's Note:Hope you like it! A one shot to go with this funny picture and the picture on side is what they tagged in their tweet. Please Comment and Vote, I worked hard on this!

- Blue