In an AU where Nagisa is an inn-um no, a bystander and Karma's a hired thief.
"Nagisa Endo, huh?" I swung the keychain around my index finger as I made my way towards the Chevrolet Corvette I had stolen from a rich politician. "I used to know a guy named Nagisa, went to school together, he looked like a girl. It was hilarious, until we cut ties with eachother."
"Listen I asked you if you could do it, not for your life story. I really don't give a shit about your past."
"Whatever So she lives at 11 Paradise road, in ×××××× right?"
"Yeah. Just grab the USB that should be inserted in her computer and get out of there. Don't fuck about."
"Aight Aight, see ya."
I hung up on my client and continued to enter my car. 2:49am. Any human with a decent sleeping schedule will have been asleep by now, and this girl has a day job that begins at 7:00am so she's definitely gonna be knocked out.
First I searched around the house, more specifically the back garden, seeing if there was any easy way in.
Bingo.
A top floor window was open. I could pick the lock but I'm tired and impatient, shattering the glass would attract unnecessary attention. I climbed the fence and jumped from there to the gutter pipe and climbed into the window. My landing was sloppy and I fell into the home. I hope this Nagisa girl is cute~. Ah, don't get me wrong, I'm not into somnophilia. It's just a bonus to see a cute girl.
"-n--"
"M---p--"
"Aah~"
What in the actual living fuck am I looking at.
Infront of me I see a petite... Girl? Blue hair, on a bed,on her hands and knees in a.... compromising position. LET'S JUST SAY IT INCLUDES FINGERS INSIDEY THE PLACEY OF THE RAINBOW GAYNESS. Wait.
"Nagisa? N-Nagisa Shiota."
With a red and flustered face, the 'girl' turns around and looks me dead in the eye, and she stops herself.
"Karma?"
...
"AHH!!" If it were possible, the newly discovered, he becomes a darker crimson ashe desperately clings to the duvet, hoping for some kind of cover.
So
Not only did I find a cute boy,
I found a naked... embarrassed, childhood friend.
Great(!)
"Um... Awkward..."
"I-Im, I-its n-o-..wha-ah..." he tries to defend himself. "Y-You can.. ki-ndaa...leave the room. Please."
I quickly ran outside the room.
That was fucked.
But...
"Ohh~ So Nagisa, you finally decided to get it chopped off?" I called through the door.
"No!" He snapped back.
This was gonna be a story and a half.
No lets not do smut I can't write that
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Karmagisa AUs
FanfictionA bunch of Karmagisa AUs based off Tumblr prompts and I mean they aren't that good but if ya want I'll take requests n stuff but yeah. The cover is to match the first story because it was originally gonna be a book made of just one oneshot. Story na...
