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My Life Sort Of??

Oh, look. It's a timeline thingy-- I saw one of my friends do this and thought "Ayye whynot"

Martin

1-3
Born a female
Quiet baby
Always needed cuddles
F oo d
McChubs(TM)

4-5
I have literally no memory of this time period
Uhm fuck
One time I fell off a jungle gym and a rock broke my mouth so now my smile looks like shit
My mother told me that story rip
I think I visited Texas once

6
Oh boy here's where actual stuff happens
"Why is dirt brown?"
"Why is the grass green?"
"Why is the sky blue?"
"Why do I stay on the ground when I walk?"
I learned what sex was by walking in on my parents
I fell on a rock and it almost shattered my kneecap
I drew stick people
I first had trouble breathing at this age
Allergies suck(TM)
Would never stop hugging people
Got lice because I never stopping hugging people
Bullies and stuff
I wanted to be a ballerina
Uh oh caught my mother doing drugs whoops
Loved my lil bro
"Hi, [insert your name]. My name is Kaylee, what's yours? ...... Wait."
I learned to stalk
"This red liquid looks cool"

7-8
Schools
Bullies
Bullies
Bullies
I suddenly wanted to be a Marine Biologist
But I didn't know how to spell Biologist
I had literally two friends
Started getting in fights
Met this guy named Gabe by fighting him
We're close friends now
Whoops
Suddenly, haphephobia
I blame the fights and difficulty breathing
"I don't get sick"
"Please st o p t ou ch i ng m e"
Had my first panic attack
"Did you say something? No? Must be hearing things.."
More allergies
"I'm not a killer, but blood looks really cool"

9
Then shit hit the fan
My parents got divorced
I stopped sleeping
"IF YOUR HURT MY BROTHER ONE MORE TIME I'LL TEAR OUT YOUR SPINE AND USE IT AS A JUMP ROPE"
I think here's when I first self harmed??
"Oh gosh I look like a potato"
"I mean I'm not a cannibal but blood tastes pretty good"
Always sick
I could cry for entire nights on end
Stopped eating
"Isn't love supposed to be forever??"
My brother told me he hated me and I said I hated me too
He broke down crying lol
What is sleep?
B u ll ie s
"What's a lesbian?"
Suddenly I'm quiet
Look kind of emo to be honest
If I had a dime for every time I broke down in the middle of class, I'd be able to buy myself a nice handful of happiness
So my mother does drugs here
A lot
Highschool Musical
"Do you hear that??"

10
"Dad please stop dating girls without telling us??"
"Wait nevermind I don't like her--"
I hear voices all of a sudden
History is kind of interesting
Depression(TM)
You know that angsty, really poor quality art you find online? That was my art
Fuck fuck shit ass bitch fuck fuck fuck fucking fuckity fuck(TM)
Highschool Musical
Highschool Musical
Highschool Musical
Highschool Musical
Highschool Musical
"Why does Robbyn (my half-sister) have a different dad?"
Five Nights At Freddy's
Suddenly Sadism
H e lp m e br ea th
Still keep to myself around strangers
Mcfucking crazy around friends though
Bullies
Have I mentioned Highschool Musical?
The depths of my obsession--

11
Oh wow my father is married
Oh wow I can't see my mother anymore
Earlier in the year, my mother yelled at me for crying so doxophobia is suddenly becoming a reality
Tiffany is the step-mom
Noah is the step-brother
They're super Christian(TM)
And I'm super Bisexual(TM)
The gender identity crisis
My step-mother proceeds to yell at me about everything
Haphephobia increases as Noah is exceedingly violent
Doxophobia increases as Tiffany rules with an iron fist
They're all definite republicans in a bad way
I hate myself even more than I previously did
Tiffany points out all my flaws
I tried to kill myself once
And I thought shit hit the fan before
Wattpad
Undertale
Enter Chic
Hi friendo
Gravity Falls
I'm sorry
Self harm is suddenly a habit
Pain and blood
Several internal crises
I have to see a counselor now for "depressive mood" and "anxiety"
Casually lies to counselor
I learn big words
Big words make me happy
N ee d kn o wl e dg e
All A's, baby

12
Numerous friends killed themselves
I tried to kill myself three times
Turns out dying is harder than it looks
Goodbye Wattpad
Self Esteem: -99999999999999999999999
No friends
Bullies
I just really wanna die
Is that too much to ask?
Hello Wattpad
Homestuck
Enter Lisa
Oh shit I hate her
But I love her
Wait what
Kismesis it is
Suddenly Chic is back
Yo what up fam
Again
Too much shit happened
I suddenly work all the time to drive away emotions
Goodbye sleep, my old friend
Hello migraines
The pain is endless
Oh wow I'm a guy now
But Tiffany would kill me
And so would Dad
So looks like I'm waiting until 18 until I get surgery
Whoop whoop
All my friends would hate me
Time to go again by Wattpad
Dad divorced Tifanny
Bye bitch
Eddsworld
Hello Wattpad
I'm a guy now
None of my old friends know me lol
Chic knows me
Chic knows all
Enter Kit
Enter Eddie
Enter Derpy
Enter Blxe (that's the name you go by, right?)
Hello friends
Yes I am normal human being
Music

13
Oh boy lots of stuff
Bye Blxe ya bitch
What's Hamilton?
Sorry Chic gotta go talk to ya never
Hamilton
Hamilton
Hamilton
Stop being an asshole cuz I like Hamilton
Hamilton
Wait no Chic I'm sorry come back
Hamilton
Enter Lisa
Oh shit not you again
Aye you're actually pretty cool
Oh no I'm crushing
St o p c a ll i ng m e
I have a Hamilton account now ayye
Goodbye Eddsworld
Eddie grow the fuck up and leave Blxe in the dust
Or not whatever works for you
Yes I am wise
Wait there are more musicals??
Heathers
Little Shop of Horrors
21 Chump Street
& more
The voices are unbearable
Enter lots of people
Why does anyone really like me though??
Crippling haphephobia and doxophobia
"People that compliment you want something from you they're using you"
Suddenly Seymour
I mean Twoie
I have an Audrey II account now
I'm the plant
Also the slut
Oh boy
Lisa love me
Wait fuck I didn't think you would actually love me
That's okay though
I love you 💛💙💜💚❤💗💖

14
Almost there

I left a lot of stuff out for the sake of time, but--
That's my life in a nutshell. Have fun with this information.