Okay so how many goddamn times have you heard of a writer using the words "his tongue explored the new territory," ????
No one's gonna mention this? How about the stereotypical "good girl" ?
Okay, she's never had sex, she's never had alcohol, never ditched school or ever failed an exam but at the end she turns up all badass.
The story can start off by her walking down a dark alley like bitch you should know better. This is the fucking 21st century call an Uber or a friend because there's a 100 percent chance that you'll encounter a horny middle aged man like a block away.
Or how about the "Good Girl AND The Bad Boy," ?
Like I mentioned before, the protagonist can be so fucking clueless that it irritates the shit out of the audience and the bad boy is obviously one hot mother fu-
Back to the point.
The protagonist may either argue and sass the shit out of the bad boy or just not do shit. The bad boy may likely appear to have certain appearances such as: Piercings, black clothes, biceps, and tattoos.
Sometimes the protagonist may not understand the bad boy until he or she looks on his soft side. Like she's mad at him for doing some random shit while in reality he's doing it because he's a broke ass College Student who's in need of money and takes up a shitty job as a janitor at a strip club to pay off his student loans.
The protagonist never knew this and she's understanding towards him. And by the end of the book they end up fucking. Probably because the audience demanded Smut to fill in their inner 12 year old hormones.
Communication. Simple as that. Didn't anyone get told that the key to a good relationship is good communication?
Another one: Gay ships.
Fuck I'm not even sure where to begin.
I try to avoid this subject because holy fuck can these people write. Hell, there's even Smut on the first chapter.
Most of all, what matters is that the writer actually places some effect on you. You obviously won't read a book just for reading it. You need a reason. So the author has to give you a reason for you to give a shit about the character.
Easy as that.
~
"Louise!" Some familiar voice yelled.
Oh shit.
I quickly logged off of my rant blog and shut my laptop. "Coming Sir!"
YOU ARE READING
「Exposing A Gay Fashion DesignerーHarry Styles 」
FanfictionHarry Styles was a Gay fashion designer. Or that's what many believed. After the New York Times published a review on Harry's latest seasonal trends, he is offered a shot with working with Lou, the world famous designer along with her assistant, M...
