Random Writing

Steve

A/N: So this is an assignment I did for my Creative Writing class. We were supposed to write what comes to our minds nonstop for 10 minutes, no deleting and editing as you go. Well, I decided to write a story about a man named Steve, and let my mind run with it. Also, for your sakes, I'm editing the spelling errors out for you, but otherwise I'm leaving it as is. Hope you enjoy my nonsensical story, and I promise you not all of my writing will be this bad (I hope).

    So Steve went to the supermarket. He bought a fish. He went home. He cooked the fish. He went to watch tv while it cooked and he accidentally fell asleep on the couch. The fish caught fire. He didn't hear the fire alarm go off, because it didn't go off, because the batteries were dead, because Steve is stupid and forgot to replace the batteries when they needed replaced 15 years ago. The fish continued to burn and then the whole kitchen was on fire. Then the whole house was on fire. Then Steve woke up and he was on fire. Then he jumped out the window. Except the window was on the first story, so he didn't actually fall that far. He was still on fire and forgot to stop drop and roll, so he just kept running down the street until he found someone's backyard poll and jumped in, and the fire was gone. Surprisingly, he had no burns at all, whatsoever, so eh decided to go to work. He went to McDonalds and was at work. Then he decided to quit his job and move to space. So he did. He packed up his bags into his rocket ship and flew to Mars, because he heard there was candy bars there. He was disappointed to find that there was no candy bars there. H was also disappointed to find that that there was no oxygen there. So he jumped back into his rocket ship and flew back to earth. He already moved out of his house so he had no where else to go. He decided to fly to Canada, because that seemed like a great place. But then he remembered Mars seemed like a great place and it wasn't, so he decided maybe if he went to a place that sounded bad, it would actually be better. So he decided to move to North Korea. He tried to go into North Korea, but he couldn't get in, there were too many people with guns, so he went back to America. He decided to live in a dog house in some random person's yard for the night. The next day he walks to an apartment building and rents himself a room. Now he needs to get a new job. Where should I get my new job, thinks Steve. So Steve decides to go to the circus and get a job there. They made him a clown, except he scared people, so he had to leave. He tried to work and the grocery store, where he bought his fish, except he ate all the fish, so they fired him. He tried to work at Apple, except he broke all the electronics, so he was fired. Steve decided he couldn't get a job anywhere. He realized he wasn't good at anything. So he decided to go fix his rocket ship, because when he flew it back it broke. He went to the hardware store and bought some duck tape, and duck taped the whole thing back together. He fixed up his rocket ship, because he knew he wasn't good at anything because he always got fired, so he decided to fire himself from his life. He hopped in and flew himself to the sun. The end.