(A/N - hi people please do not take offence to the previous chapter as there has been some homophobic slurs, but that was only a reference to Jonah from Summer Heights High. I am not trying to offend anybody as I do have great respect for people of the LGBTI+ community. Thank you :))
Scottie has ruined everything for you. It's simply shocking how he has the nerve to break you and Jonah up. You guys were going to have the best wedding too - there was going to be Bunnings snags, a Kahoot about you two and even a speech from Mr G about your relationship. None of it was Jonah's ideas though. He only wanted to perform a terrible breakdancing routine. It's depressing how is all gone down the toilet. You're walking down the street worriedly, wondering how you're going to figure things out. You should get a Bunnings Snag to help calm you down, but you have no change to spare. "Bloody hell." You whisper angrily and stomp your foot, turning the corner away from the Bunnings store. It's then you see the infamous Prank Patrol van parked down at the end of the road outside a dingy warehouse. You sprint down to the van, desperate to get revenge on Scottie. You smash one of the windows open using a bar of metal lying on the ground. Was it worth potentially contracting tetanus? You bloody well know it. Besides, you'd had your year 7 injections anyway, so you're totally immune. You climb inside and look around, much like a caveman spongebob would.
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There's no one inside. You then look over to the warehouse and spot one of the ninjas entering. Scottie must be in there. You dash over even more stealthily than one of the ninjas could ever be. Before the door closes, you quickly slip inside and let the door close behind you. You seen the ninja turning a corner and you tip toe after them. You hide behind a tall rack stuffed with dusty cardboard boxes and peer around the side. What you see makes your blood run cold. The ninja begins to undress but not in a sexual fashion. It unloads bags of white powder out from underneath his black ninja suit. It could only be cocaine. You can't believe a thing you're seeing. Suddenly you see Scottie appear in front of the ninja. "Well done, ninja." Scottie says. He clicks his fingers and four ninjas in white ninja suits come come and collect the packages. They then escort the black-suited ninja away to the opposite side of the room. Another white ninja runs into the room. "Chapo? El Chapo, sir?" "What, ninja #42699?" Scottie asks impatiently. "The dealers are here." He says. "They're unloading the van now." "Good, good." Scottie murmurs. "Scout the premises for intruders. You know what happened last time." Crap. You're in trouble now. You need to run, get out of there. You begin to sprint back to the door, not caring how loud you footsteps are. Bad idea. "GET THEM!" Scottie yells angrily. You trip over one of the cardboard boxes discarded on the ground. Piles and piles of illegal substances come pouring out. Opium, heroin, methamphetamine and more. The door is just in your sight. You hear the ninjas leaping over racks and making strange ninja sounds as they get closer. You get to the door thankfully and grab the handle, desperately pulling as hard as you can. It's jammed. Just your luck. It's too late as one of the ninjas comes barreling down towards you, smashing you against the door as he tackles you to the ground. Another ninja tuts and walks over to the door, opening it easily. How did you not notice you had to push, not pull? The ninja takes his mask off and looks you smugly in the eyes. No, it couldn't be. It's Jonah.
