101 Ways To Get Booted From Wal-Mart

Dis-Claimer. I did not create all of these, many were found on google. However, A few were created my myself. Enjoy! :D

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1. Buy anything for five dollars, and pay for it all in pennies! Go to the Changing Room, wait a few minutes, then yell "WHERES THE TOILET PAPER???"

2. Get a bunch of stuffed animals and have a tea party in one of the aisles.

3. Go up to some old Geezer and say: “Grandpa, you’re ALIVE! It’s a MIRACLE!!"

4. Hide in the center of clothing circles and when people come to find shirts, jump out and yell: “AYE-YI-YI-YI-YI-YI!!!” Like an Indian and chase them threw the store.

5. Get a batman costume, put it on, and run around the store screaming at the top of your lungs, “COME ROBIN! TO THE BATMOBILE!!”

6. When a store clerk asks you if you need help with anything, begin to cry and ask, “Why won’t you people leave me alone??”

7. Randomly place 24 bags of candy into people’s carts.

8. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.

9. Follow people around aisles, always staying five feet away, if they look at you, give them the death stare. Do this until they leave the department.

10. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

11. Set up a concert of singing toys and turn them all on at the same time. Ask/bring your friends to help. (I guarantee this one will work, no matter the circumstances. I’ve done this with my father until we were asked to leave)  

12. When walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation.

13. Tape a walkie-talkie to a Barbie dolls back, and hide behind the Barbie on the opposite aisle. As random people walk by say: “I know where you live…”

14. Attempt to drown in a kiddy pool…

15. Throw random items at clerks Race shopping carts with a friend and hit into things.

16. Smear melted chocolate all over the bathroom stall

17. Go into the bathroom with a chocolate bar. Squish it between your hands. Then when someone walks into the stall next to you, reach your hand under and ask for toilet paper.

18. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazine/book department and relax. If the store has a food court, or a restaurant; buy a soft drink. Explain that you don’t get out much, and ask if they could put a little umbrella in it.

19. Run around Wal-Mart ipod in hand; wearing a bathing suit and dance to LMFAO “I’m Sexy And I Know It”

20. If an employee comes within 30ft of you scream: “GET AWAY FROM ME!” Then run out of the store screaming.

21. Test the fishing Rods and see what you can ‘catch’ from the other aisles.

22. Throw a fake, rubber snake at un-expecting customers and watch them freak out.

23. Squeeze your knees in an out, in a weird dance while singing: “I LIKE TO MOVE IT, MOVE IT!”

24. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from ‘Mission Impossible’.

25. Bring your pet dog/cat into Wal-Mart. Act casual about it. If someone walks up to you and tell you to get out, simply reply “He/She is going to help me pick out his/her favorite dog/cat food!”