I Stole the Badboy's Boxers

•Chapter 1•

•Audrey•

Wtf. Wtf. Wtf. What is happening? Why do I feel warm and soft things on my lips? Before my mind could register what it was the feeling went away.

Grey eyes stared at me attentively. I just looked right back at them leaving no emotion to drip out. But in my head I was screaming bloody murder.

"Speechless are we Princess." I looked at him. And no I was not checking him out. I was just looking at him. Not doing anything. My mind was still processing when suddenly he grabbed my fries and ate them. That douche ATE THEM. That snapped me back and let me tell you something. You'd rather have me dazed.

"What. The. Fvck. What the  fvck did you do." I looked at him with eyes dripping with anger and hands balled into fist.

"If you hadn't notice yet Princess, you just kissed a King." He winked at me. Oh it was a kiss. "And I stole your fries." And he smirked at me. The nerve of this guy.

"Why the hell would you do that?! Do you know that it's wrong to take someone's food without their permission? Huh?! Or are you just too stupid to know that." Oh he is so gonna get it.

I was about to say words that could melt someones ears off when the bell rang. It must be his lucky day 'cause he was just saved by the bell.

"See you later My Princess." He winked at me again and walked away with one of his smirks.

My Princess? What am I, his possession? I'm nobodies possession. He can't just claim me and walk away with it. He's gonna pay. BIG TIME.
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This is a bad idea. Argh, I can't believe I'm doing this but meh. I'm sure it's all gonna work out fine.

I thought long and hard about my revenge but nothing came to me. So I asked my bestfriend Donny for help. If you're asking then yes my bestfriend is a boy I have girl bffs too but Donny is technically a guy and knows what to piss off one soooo yah. I said technically because he's actually gay. I like gay people, they can keep up with my weirdness. Anyway, I asked him and do you know what he said? He said to steal something of his so we'll be even. And I was like 'Uhhhh like what?' And he was all like 'Umm his boxers?' and I was all like 'Hmmm okay'. Stupid stupid stupid!

So here I was at 3 in the afternoon ( I skipped two classes for this btw telling them I was sick) standing in front of his window, well not in front but under his window since his house was two stories high. I climb the tree that was conveniently near his window careful to not make any noise incase his mother was still home

Oh btw you guys are probably wondering how or where I got my info about this guy. Well no I'm not a stalker, but I know someone who is. He owed me his life (his words not mine) so he got into stalker mode and in just a few days he got the address, what time her mother left or arrive from work, where his room was located, if there was a way up his room, and etc.

Anyhow let's get back to how I'm struggling to keep my balance and of course not falling. I crawled to the branch nearest to the window and reached out a little to see if it was close. Weirdly enough it wasn't. Wow he is stupid. I opened the window and almost screamed. His room was a total mess. Like seriously if I hadn't known that this was a room I would've thought it was the dump. Pizza boxes and leftover food was scattered everywhere. Some of his clothes was on his bed or was on the floor. And I don't even want to know what's under the covers.

I hurriedly went to his drawer and saw that almost everything in there wasn't folded, actually everything wasn't folded, it was a huge pile of boxers and underwear. But when I pulled out the second drawer all I saw was a single pair of boxers that was neatly folded and seemed to be brand new. I don't know why but I think this was his favorite one. I mean it looked new but I'm guessing it wasn't and it was the only thing that was neat in this room. So I grabbed it and before I could run away I wrote a short but sweet letter on a piece of paper and kissed it leaving a maroon lip stain on it.

'Revenge is sweet isn't it?' ~Quin
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I saw the badboy and smirked. He was fuming with anger and I just giggled. He came up to me and said;

"I know you did it" he looked at me straight in the eyes.

"Did what?" I acted all innocent and sweet. Hah! That's like a total lie. I'm anything but innocent.

"Stop looking at me as if you're innocent your anything but." Well I guess someone just found their brain.

"Tsk it doesn't suit you." Aaaaand he's about to loose it. Look, I may admit that I'm NOT innocent but it DOES suit me.

"Well I'm guessing you're blind since innocent does suit me." I said a matter-of-fact.

"Whatever Princess. Just give me back my boxers." He glared at me and I'm pretty sure I just wet my pants. But I am not gonna give him the satisfaction of winning.

Bring it on Badboy.

•Aiden•

I acted all angry but honestly? I'm not. It was just a pair of boxers I hadn't used in a long time. I don't know why but I just can't bring myself to wear it. Yesterday when I went to my messy room I tried cleaning up. Keyword tried. Anyway I started with my underwear drawer since it was the least messy of the other messes I have and I saw that the second drawer that was always closed was actually open. I peeked in it it and all I saw was a note. I read it and smirked.

So she thought she can take revenge huh. Well it's cute that she actually tried. Although I did get her attention now so I might as well go along with it. Maybe just maybe she'll fall for me. Just like the way I fell for her. fvck that's cringy.

Just you wait princess. I'm gonna make you my Queen.

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•Audrey•

"So what if I did huh? What'll a badboy like you do about it?" I asked the last question with a tone like he was a baby. Which he is mind you.

He smirked at me and what he said next made my knees go weak.

"Well My Princess, I'm going to turn your fairytale into a living nightmare." I shivered.

I am officially screwed.

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