Never Doubt A Man That Grows Corn

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Norm woke up, stretching his sore limbs. He yawned and threw his legs over the bed. He rubbed his eyes and pondered if he should wear his glasses today. He decided not to.

He put on his suit and left his ramshackle of a home. He drove into town, corn fields and wheat farms in the rear view mirror.

Norm loved corn.

Everyday when he left for work, he would long to go home and be greeted by his grainy crop. As he walked into the towering building, he was greeted by his secretary, Nick. Norm did very well for himself, being the CEO of BusinessCO and all... never doubt a man that grows corn.

"Hey Boss Man! Waddup?!" Nick was always this talkative. Norm did not like this.

Norm ducked into his homey office ignoring Nick's small talk.

He sat down at his rather large desk and opened his computer. He immediately checked the company's website. Being the CEO of a major company is hard.

He realized that there was a meeting today, and it started in thirty-three minuets.

Norm walked out of his office, and went to get coffee. He doesn't like coffee, but not getting coffee would be super awkward so he goes to get coffee anyways.

He pours the coffee into his mouth and lets it scorch his throat as it makes it's way to his stomach.

He quickly headed off to the meeting

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