"Teenage Whiskey Magic Wasteland."

MCU FFs

Haha we were such arseholes to this guy XD <3

LOKI: Enough! I am a God! And I will not be bullied by a--
AME: *punches Loki in the face* LOKI: *holds nose* GAH!! MY FUCKING NOSE!!
AME: ow ow Fucking OW!! My DAMN HAND!!!
IRONMAN: *facepalms*

Loki: Kneel!
Saffy: But I'm watching True Blood!!!
Loki: I SAID KNEEL!!
Saffy: AND I SAID NO!!
Loki: YOU DARE--
Saffy: YES I DARE!!
Loki: LISTEN HERE YOU MEDDLESOME MIDGUARDIAN I WILL MAKE YOU DIE SO SLOWLY THAT YOU'LL BE BEGGING FOR DEATH!!
Saffy: OH I'M SHAKING IN MY KNICKERS NOW SIT YOUR ASS DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP AND STOP BEING A FUCKING DRAMA QUEEN!!
Loki: ....

The Sisters <3

"Stupid magic I always mess up on it now we're stuck here!" I screamed. "Do not fret little sister we'll find our way back to Lacramoiara." My oldest sister  said. "How Silvrenia!? My powers are out of control I can't get us back I don't know how! We'll never get home!" I said dropping to my knees in defeat. "Amethystika don't be so pessimistic where's that fiery little sister of mine?" My older sister said crouching down next to me. "She's back home buried in her books. Would you like to leave a message, Sapphyra?" I answered sarcastically. "Ah even in a bout of lost hope you can still produce that sassiness I love so dearly." My sister said. " Just cause I'm down doesn't mean I've lost my bite." I said with a big mischievous fang barring smile. "That's our girl." My oldest sister said. "Alright alright enough we have bigger problems like how do we get home?" I said. "Maybe I can be of assisst-- Oh my I must be losing my touch, I sensed powerful magical beings and I get lead to you dull Midguardians." The figure said emerging from the shadows. "DULL!? DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO WE ARE?! MMPH--!" My sister Sapphyra put her hand over my mouth while holding me back. My other sister stepped forward. "Please except our apologies, me and my sisters are lost and just trying to get back to Lacramoira." Silvrenia said. "Lacramoira? You three are Vampires?" The figure said in disbelief. "Yes as well as witches." Sapphyra said. "Interesting, vampires are really rare in Asgard, the last one was Draugr." The figure said. "Gusenteit did you mean Dracula?" I said. "No stupid mortal! Draugr." The Ravenette spat back."Mortal!? Hello I'm a vampire, idiot!" I said. "Ame!" My sisters scolded. "You dare insult a God?!" He screamed. "A God? Please you're more like a drama queen!!" I said. "LISTEN HERE YOU STUPID BLOODSUCKING LITTLE--" He yelled but another voice interrupted him. "LOKI! Mind your tongue, mother's told you time and time again to be nice to visitors." His brother said. Loki rolled his eyes. "Forgive my brother he has a anger problem, I am Thor Odinson and you are?" Thor asked. "I'm Silvrenia Dimitrie and these are my sisters Sapphyra and Amethystika." Silvrenia said. "Ah I can tell by your eyes you aren't average Midguardians." Thor said. Loki again rolled his eyes. "Thor they are Draugr." Loki said. Thor eyes grew wide. "Draugr! Ah welcome to Asgard!" He yelled happily.